Dirty Minded Fellow

Eyes

We agreed not to fall in love. She has a husband to go home to.

I mentioned to the neighbor’s wife I’d never been tittyjerked.

If it makes you feel better, this happened before I had a chance to penetrate. Your wife is amazing.

Trying to convince the neighbor her hubby won’t care if we just slide it in and out for a few minutes. It’s cardio!

“Better hurry. My husband will be home in a few minutes.”

When I went into air conditioning repair, I had no idea how many housewives would barter for my services.

My co-worker said his wife didn’t like the taste. Can’t wait to tell him she overcame that for me.

She ended the evening with a second pearl necklace.

She said her husband could never grope her tits, but it turns out she didn’t mind if I did.