Your Mom didn’t form your heart for 9 months to let someone break it in 15 seconds

don’t be addicted, be an addiction

Don’t let bad days trick you into thinking you have a bad life

Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and believed by idiots.

the Apple Pay virus is worse than the corona virus

being nice doesn’t mean I’m crushing on you, I do it to everyone

me not responding just means I wasn’t in the mood

deep thoughts kick in when you try to force yourself to sleep

scrolling through tumblr and listening to music is a viiiibe

If someone really cares, they will make time for you

If you don’t listen to music in the shower, we can’t be friends.