yell heah

when aaron called the armbands andrew gave neil a promise ring i was like damn. didn’t realize i bought a one way ticket to gag city

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

hope you're all about to have an Adam Parrish Summer (looking back at your crush who has also been looking back at you for months)

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

"Time to go beast mode" I say as I curl up into a ball, wrapped up in blankets, with my plushies and listening to soothing sounds for sleep .

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

sometimes I forget standing up isn’t painful and difficult for most people so I’ll be watching something like game changer and see the people standing behind their podiums the whole episode and think ‘wow don’t they need to sit down. how can they still think coherent thoughts’ and then I’m like oh. yeah. I have a disease