sherlock and john’s flirty comments
including, but not limited to “there’s beers in the fridge” “ :) “
“whatever… shakes your.. boat… i’m gonna shut up now” // “so you don’t do… anything?”
sherlock winking after first meeting john in asip
sherlock cleaning up the flat for john
hudders assuming they’re together
sherlock’s silence when she asks if they need two bedrooms
john looking sherlock up on the internet
smooth af “you’re an army doctor”
“want to see some more?” // “oh god yes”
the cab ride in which john is the only person to appreciate sherlock’s deductions
“he’s with me… i said he’s with me”
mycroft teasing john, “shall i expect a happy announcement at the end of the week?”
seductive sherlock laying on the couch, looking beautiful like an angel, waiting for john
“i said danger.. and here you are”
the fact that sherlock reserved a table for them at angelo’s
the entire angelo conversation
john licking his lips and staring at sherlock
john asking sherlock if he has a girlfriend, which sherlock says aren’t his area
john asking sherlock if he has a boyfriend, and sherlock says no, he doesn’t
“which is fine” // “i know it’s fine”
john saying he’s single too
sherlock being flattered by his interest, not offended
sherlock letting john down easy
john understanding and not allowing it to be weird, “it’s all fine”
“this guy, have you met him!?” after knowing sherlock for like, a day
that hardcore eye sex during the drugs bust
papa lestrade lookin on like he knows
john knowing something’s wrong when sherlock leaves
john screaming for sherlock
john shooting the cabbie for sherlock
sherlock deducing “a military man with nerves of steel”
sherlock looking at john with the softest surprise
sherlock and john flirting over a dead guy
the way they stare at each other
the dramatic slow-mo walk off
“that man could be the making of my brother… or make him worse than ever.”
“sherlock holmes and dr watson”
sherlock saying “take my card” in tbb
sherlock calling john his friend confidently
sherlock and john running into each other in the street
“you’ve gone all croaky, have you got a cold?”
“she was great” // “she?”
john staying up all night with sherlock doing the book thing
“i’ve got a date” // “that’s what i was suggesting”
“as a conductor of light, you’re unbeatable”
sherlock spinning john around while holding his face
sherlock crashing the date
sherlock glaring at sarah the entire time
john noticing the moment sherlock leaves
john going to save sherlock (again)
sherlock hating sarah’s existence
“he’s gay because he puts product in his hair” // “i put product in my hair”
sherlock having mass amounts of product in his hair
sherlock asking john to deduce the shoes for him
john jealous of moriarty and how he plays sherlock, “i hope you’ll be very happy together”
“i wish i brought [my gun]” // “don’t mention it”
john cast in this beautiful pink galaxy as he points a gun at the golem and says “release him, or i will kill you”
“how long have you been following me?” // “since the start”
moriarty using john to get to sherlock
moriarty teasing sherlock about john
“i will burn the heart out of you”
john headlocking moriarty and telling sherlock to run
sherlock ripping john’s bomb coat off
sherlock on his knees as john dips his head back in a moan ???
agreeing to die together with a nod
sherlock skyping john whilst naked in a sheet in asib
showing up to the palace, still naked
john getting a good look at the schweenie as they sit on the couch
“are you wearing any pants?” // “no”
john oggling him when mycroft pulls the sheet off
sexual grunts when they scuffle in the alley, john on top from behind
sherlock deducing john’s lips
john putting sherlock to bed
“i’ll be here if you need me” // “why would i need you?” // “no reason at all”
sherlock calling for john as soon as he wakes up
irene assuming they’re a couple
“you flirted with sherlock holmes?”
“we’re not a couple” // “yes you are”
“i’m not actually gay” // “well i am. look at us both”
john running after sherlock
john getting wine for them
did i mention john is jealous of irene
john meeting up with mycroft to talk about sherlock and his ability to care
john asking hudders if he ever had a girlfriend, boyfriend, or anyone
“john watson thinks love is a mystery to me”
how irene utterly fucked the tension between them
domesticity in thob, playing cluedo
sherlock reading john’s “emails to his girlfriends”
sherlock and john driving up to the base together
john getting all flustered when the shopowners ask about him and sherlock
sherlock leaving the room booking to john bc he’s a lazy husband
another domestic fight, this time with resolution of you are my one and only friend
dr mortimer assuming they’re together
sherlock getting all touchy when henry asks about him and john
sherlock checking out john’s bum when he gives him coffee
sherlock going to calm john down after the hallucinations and being so gentle when he touches his shoulder
“you being all mysterious and turning your coat collar up so you look cool…”
sherlock laughing at john’s poop joke
actually the most domestic in trf
“all the things you meant to say… say them now” // “no, i can’t”
no more girlfriends for john
moriarty threatening sherlock again by teasing him about john
john being offended at people being rude to sherlock in the papers
john asking sherlock if he’s ready before they face the cameras
john punching that dude for calling sherlock a weirdo
john holding sherlock’s sleeve
john pulling sherlock close through the bars
“we’re going to need to work together”
dramatic silhouette shot as they run through the streets (like they so often do)
john and sherlock sitting on the couch in the dark, legs touching
yet another fight which has them both moody and pissy
sherlock falling to save john
“the first time we met, the first time we met. you knew all about my sister”
“nobody could be that clever” // “you could”
john’s heart breaking like sherlock’s skull hitting the pavement
“he’s my friend.. let me through, he’s my friend..”
john collapsing on the sidewalk
john taking sherlock’s pulse
john going to the graveyard
“you were the best and most human.. human being” // “you saved me so many times in so many ways” // “no one will ever convince you told me a lie”
sherlock watching on like he’s just made a terrible mistake
“i can tell you what you can do. you can stop being dead” // “okay”
john drinking again to cope
john clearly grieving deeply
john having nightmares again in teh
#sherlocklives means #johnwatsonlives
john dreaming of sherlock with dilated pupils
john throwing his wife’s hand off him as he dreams of sherlock
sad flashback sounds/music
hudders still thinking they were in love
“i’m moving on [from sherlock]”
“sherlock wasn’t my boyfriend!” = trust me, i wish he was every day
sherlock thinking of john as the first thing he needs to see when he comes back
sherlock surprising john during his proposal
sherlock trying really, really hard to catch his attention
its actually painfully embarrassing bc he’s trying so hard
“two years. you let me grieve”
sherlock being so small and nervous he makes fun of john’s mustache
john being so angry that he ends up throwing himself against sherlock and grunting atop him on the ground ???
john continuing to lunge at him like he doesn’t know if he wants to hug him or kill him
sherlock thinking about trains and tunnels in great detail
sherlock unable to get john out of his head
sherlock being small and pushing his parents out when john visits like mum i’ve got a boy here
john calling his parents “ordinary” not “normal,” meaning sherlock is extraordinary
“i prefer my doctors clean shaven”
“i made a little speech. i asked for a miracle, i asked you to stop being dead” // “i heard you”
sherlock freaking the fuck out
dragging him out of the fire himself (thanks mary)
calling to him, waking him up
sherlock and john swooping ‘round the city like hot boyfriends
sherlock pleading on his knees, truly begging for forgiveness
john baring more of his soul than he’s used to
“i find it difficult… this sort of stuff”
“of course i forgive you”
sherlock looking at john’s empty chair in tsot
hudders telling him that marriage changes people like a warning
“into battle” as he gets ready for the wedding
john asking him to be his best man
sherlock not understanding he’s john’s best friend
sherlock stepping into frame beside the bride and groom for a picture
“do you like solving crimes?” // “do you have an opening?” *looks at john*
sherlock being jealous of sholto and mary rubbing salt in the wound
the way the table is framed with john and sherlock in center, mary and janine on the sides (traditionally bride and groom in center)
“don’t get involved, sherlock” // “involved? i’m not involved”
literally the entire best man’s speech
“there was only one feature of interest, and frankly it was the usual. john watson.”
“it’s always you, john watson, you keep me right”
“i’m ridiculous blah blah but i have the good fortune of being john’s friend, the kindest and wisest and bravest man”
“when i say you deserve this man, it the highest compliment of which i am capable”
john looking at sherlock like the softest, happiest
“if i try to hug him, stop me” // “come here”
john standing up to hug sherlock, sherlock continuing to read cards while in his arms
sherlock’s soft eyes when bainbridge gets stabbed and john asks him for help as his nurse
the vitruvian man (the perfect man) with john’s face pasted onto it ???
the vitruvian man again for emphasis
maximum “sweet spot” all night
“do people like me?” // “some people”
“i don’t mind” // “anytime”
“i’m there if you want it”
“i apologize for my… my… him”
john jealous of janine and sherlock talking
john walking over and touching sherlock’s back
john checking sherlock out when they’re saving sholto
“we wouldn’t do that to john, would we?”
sherlock writing a sad af waltz for mary and john
sherlock watching them dance sadly
sherlock teaching john to dance behind closed curtains
that moment where my house burst into flames because sherlock let his happy façade fall for like a second and john saw it and dropped his eyes and darted them back up and everything was horrible
sherlock pretending to be happy for mary and the baby
john smiling at sherlock and gripping the back of his neck instead of hugging his pregnant wife
sherlock leaving the wedding early
sherlock relapsing after the wedding
sherlock disappearing for a month
john being worried af in the beginning of hlv
john thinking the woman at the door is sherlock
“i’ve not seen him in ages”
john being so pent up with anger at not seeing him that he beats bill up
“have you come for me too?”
john’s face after that like “you fucker, god am i happy to see you”
“he’s got a bit of chafing” // “no, he’s always walked like that”
john being jealous of janine
john not being able to get over the fact that janine was there when sherlock’s talking about magnussen
who was john jealous of in hlv? right, janine
“are you trying to put me off?” // “no, trying to recruit you”
sherlock dying and the thing that brings him back to life is “john watson is definitely in danger” and “john will cry buckets and buckets”
sherlock clawing back up the staircase of their first case together to restart his heart
janine saying “i know what kind of man you are” and “just once would have been nice”
you know, because he’s gay
john staying by his bedside for ages, “he’s finally awake”
sherlock referring to himself as john’s best friend, “that’s me by the way, hello”
“you’ll have to restart my heart”
john is (one of) sherlock’s pressure point(s)
“look how you care about john watson” // “he’s your damsel in distress”
“did you bring your gun?” // “to your parents’ for christmas?” // “did you” // “yes”
literally the entire scene
sherlock asking john to name his child after him
“there’s something i’ve meant to tell you always, and since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again, i might as well say it now…”
“sherlock is actually a girl’s name”
making john smile one last time
intimate, gloveless handshake
sherlock going off to his death again
sherlock getting all teary eyed on the plane
sherlock reading about how he and john met
holmes and watson flirting
watson smirking when stamford mentions a man who beats corpses (holmes)
“you’ll do” // “i smoke a pipe, but i assume that won’t be a problem” // “then correct me doctor” // “my boswell is learning, they do grow up so fast” // “he is my [BSL sign for ‘we are together, we belong together’}”
“i’m happy to play the fool for you” // “i’m an army doctor, which means i can break every bone in your body while naming them” // “i want to get rid of the stuff, dump every ounce of it out the window” // “never on a case” // “people need you”
watson checking holmes out, like all the time
sexy mustachio bamf watson
mary being an asshole in sherlock’s mind
holmes looking sadly at watson’s empty chair AGAIN
the entire garden house scene
impulses… experiences… a past… flesh and blood… a heart…
watson being protective of holmes
watson and holmes bickering because married
“you were the one who moved out” // “i was talking to mary”
moriarty repeating “only one thing you find interesting” (feature of interest)
watson coming to save the day
“there’s always two of us”
holmes calling watson “john” and watson calling holmes “sherlock”
“since when do you call me john?” // “you’d be surprised” // “no, i wouldn’t”
“why don’t you just elope?” // “actually. would you mind?” // “not at all”
watson kicking all sherlock’s fear and weaknesses (moriarty) over the waterfall
“what’s he like then, this other me?” // “smarter than he looks” // “pretty damn smart then” // “pretty damn smart”
the waterfall scene correcting canon so holmes doesn’t end up dying, he stays alive and happy with watson
sherlock waking up and looking at john with the softest expression
sherlock looking at john when he says “i just went through an overdose to prove it”
holmes and watson by the fireplace, both smoking pipes, talking about a future in which they may be free
“i don’t think i’d fit in such a world” // “oh, i disagree” // “i’ve been a man out of my time”
past turns to present, as if the world they can be in already exists
literally the entire goddamn show
