small nerd

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

the universe has a crazy way of working out and right now i need to just trust that

Unfortunately I just have little idoiot bastard syndrome and it makes me say dumb things

‘Don’t let it get to you’, I tell myself, as I let it get to me

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

some of you never had to search extensively for free versions of foreign media content and it shows

ed sheeran songs be like I love you alive girl I will show you with my body and my lips and my eyes very soon