♡ Ronald Reagan ♡

Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone

It's 2025. Stephenie Meyer releases the long-dreaded book about Jacob and Renesmee, which she titles Blood Moon. In it, Jake and the now seven-year-old but "physically mature" Renesmee get married and have a daughter which they name Sarabella after her grandmothers. All fans refer to this new child only as cerebellum. Stephenie Meyer goes into hiding.

despacito por favor no mates sansito él es un bueno esqueletito

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so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

Ppl who hate mania, misadventures, and danger days act like dissing ppl who have more whimsy and joy then they’ll EVER have is a full time job

terfs would lose their minds if they were exposed to 2000s-2010s "a girl can do anything a boy can do, including beating them at sports" messaging like why are you all acting like nobody has ever said this and that it's radical to think that women aren't inherently worse at things. open your mind. read some feminist theory. touch some grass. the most basic banal middle-class white woman feminism of the 2010s looks fucking radical and visionary compared to the misogynistic victimization complex y'all are peddling

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