i am the losing dog

- over text -

oikawa, messaging an unknown number: how are ur vibes? have u been vibe checked lately? also idk who this is.

iwaizumi, the unknown number: how smashed are you oikawa?

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everyone, trying to sleep: *silent*

hinata:

hinata: guys, can we please put on ice age?

kageyama: hinata if you don’t shut the fuck up i am going to actually fucking punch you.

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osamu, holding a piece of salami: oi, atsumu!

atsumu: wh--

osamu: *belts the piece of salami at atsumu’s face*

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bokuto: *sitting on the toilet and recording*

kuroo, in the bathtub: want me to suck your dick? :p

bokuto: yes!

akaashi, in the bathtub with kuroo: lowkey, think kuroo might be bi--

kuroo: DON’T FUCKING RECORD THIS!!!!

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tanaka: *going absolute sicko mode to doof doof music and then accidentally knocks into a portable heater and somehow breaks it* ?????

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kenma: ok so i got a photo of kuroo’s passport...don’t ask why he has it with him, but anyway, can someone tell why he looks like an international war criminal.

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yaku: man fuck cigarettes, have fun getting fucking lung cancer.

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hinata: *recording*

bokuto: pizza and BITCHES WOOOOO

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tanaka and nishinoya: *playing the guitar very badly and mumble singing*

bokuto: oi bruh....tanaka is so ffucking gone it’s so funny.

kuroo: can you...shut up i’m fucking recording.

bokuto:

bokuto: ok eat my ass.

kuroo: yum yum i guess