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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

I trust him. He looks like he knows what he’s doing.

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope youve refused to forgive him.

i love this more and more every time i see it.

I have so much love for this person. The amount of empathy it takes to have these considerations about a person you will never meet, the eloquence and conviction with which they speak, the contempt for landlords. Sometimes I see something someone writes or creates and I wish with everything in me that I could meet and talk to that person for hours about what caused them to be this kind of light in the universe. This is one of those times.

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy

Akira bike sliding on a horse

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.