*during an argument*
Gaz: *purposely grabs a printer and throws it onto the floor*
Soap: what the fuck!? Why would you do that?
Gaz: Why would I? No, why would YOU, Suds?
Soap: I didn't-
Gaz: Let's be honest here. Price or Ghost walk in, who are they going to automatically get mad at without context?
Soap: ... you evil cunt
Gaz: Oh that's not evil
Gaz, loudly: CAPTAIN, GET IN HERE
Soap: WHAT THE FUCK!?














