please be patient

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

*slithering

Horny Freak

I study reptiles for a living. Get your head out of the gutters.

I don't think you do.

okay but imagine

I ship it

You ship what???

Him and The Wasp??

If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

Saw beams of light in the sky. Investigating further.

Saw beams of light in the sky. Investigating further.

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful