ā Ā iām what the kids call full of anxiety Ā ā
ā Ā life has truly been meaningless without vine. nothingās funny anymore. i havenāt laughed in months, not even a chuckle. Ā ā
ā Ā no offense butā¦.. release your inhibitions, feel the rain on you skin Ā ā
ā Ā people are always like āare you a morning person or a night personā and iām just like buddy iām barely even a person Ā ā
ā Ā iām such a fall bitch i wish it was october Ā ā
ā Ā i might be a bit fucked up but i swear i have a good heart Ā ā
ā Ā nothing will ruin your 20ā²s more than thinking you should have your life together Ā ā
ā Ā not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least Ā ā
ā Ā nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing Ā ā
ā Ā it makes my whole day better to see you Ā ā
ā Ā do u ever get those days where u actually look kinda ok and u take 400 selfies bc this day may never come again Ā ā
ā Ā uhh!! i need a gif, a vacation, a bowl of fruit, and $40,000 Ā ā
ā Ā i just want my heart to stop hurting Ā ā
ā Ā how do you get undepressed Ā ā
ā Ā yeah i be sad sometimes, but donāt get it twisted i aināt weak, bitch Ā ā
ā Ā how do i become easier to love Ā ā
ā Ā (not so) Breaking News: iām sad again and everyoneās tired of hearing about it Ā ā
ā Ā self care is rolling over and going back to sleep Ā ā
ā Ā plot twist: you let someone in and they donāt fuck you over. now that sounds lit. Ā ā
ā Ā iām gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words Ā ā
ā Ā iām fluent in talking shit Ā ā
ā Ā is ānoā an emotion because i feel it Ā ā
ā Ā why doesnāt anyone appreciate my sarcasm and bitterness as much as i do Ā ā
ā Ā who needs ghosts? haunt your own house. wander around your own living room wailing and crying Ā ā
ā Ā i wanna be in love but also yikes Ā ā
ā Ā i thought the stars were beautiful, but then i looked into your eyes Ā ā
ā Ā i love people who get excited about stars Ā ā
ā Ā i wonder if someone has ever thought of me so much at night that they couldnāt sleep Ā ā
ā Ā i feel at home when i look at you Ā ā
ā Ā i want to be kind and gentle and loving and i want people to see me and smile and i just want to make people happy Ā ā
ā Ā grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks. Ā ā
ā Ā the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal Ā ā
ā Ā i break my heart three times per day Ā ā
ā Ā iām tired, but iām not sure what iām tired of yet Ā ā
ā Ā making me laugh is the key to my heart Ā ā
ā Ā i stay alive for like 3 people lol Ā ā
ā Ā sometimes u just wanna bash your fucking head in Ā ā
ā Ā highest form of art: girls Ā ā
ā Ā i donāt want to look āprettyā i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening Ā ā
ā Ā the best kind of alcohol is a lot Ā ā
ā Ā yoU THINK YOUāRE REAL CUTE, DONāT YOU???? REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT???? i think so too Ā ā
ā Ā and when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, because youāre evil and you smiling like that generally doesnāt indicate anything good. i wouldnāt even call that smiling, itās more like smirking. Ā ā
ā Ā i love drunk me but i donāt trust her Ā ā
ā Ā mood: iāll wait in the car Ā ā
ā Ā napping together is an important part of a relationship Ā ā
ā Ā write ānothing is set in stoneā on my grave both as a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back Ā ā
ā Ā if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk Ā ā
ā Ā current mood: angrily bisexual Ā ā
ā Ā have you ever just stopped and realized if you havenāt met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different Ā ā
ā Ā are those feelings??? get them away from me Ā ā
ā Ā i hope that iām ok in a few years Ā ā
ā Ā what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business Ā ā
ā Ā i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside iām actually angrier Ā ā
ā Ā my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background Ā ā
ā Ā you canāt spell school without āi want to stab myselfā Ā ā
ā Ā iām too cute for 90% of the shit i go through Ā ā
ā Ā the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself Ā ā
ā Ā do i like him or is he just tall Ā ā
ā Ā i hate perfect people⦠which is why i hate myself Ā ā
ā Ā becoming a cold hearted bitch wasnāt really what i planned to do with my life but here i am Ā ā
ā Ā hi iām here to ruin everything Ā ā
ā Ā oh sorry i was thinking about myself. did you want something? Ā ā
ā Ā how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you Ā ā
ā Ā iām not even sassy iām just an asshole Ā ā
ā Ā i use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior Ā ā
ā Ā no mom i already have a job itās called being hardcore Ā ā
ā Ā the best revenge is to look good Ā ā
ā Ā itās raining but itās not men so whatās the point Ā ā
ā Ā thereās always that one weak bitch in the group that isnāt down with murder Ā ā
ā Ā sometimes being a person is very overwhelming Ā ā
ā Ā i came out to attack people and iām honestly having such a good time right now Ā ā
ā Ā imagine a bag of trash with the words āhandle with careā and āfragileā written on it. that would be me. Ā ā
ā Ā the first step to murder is to have fun and be yourself Ā ā
ā Ā i always wear black just to remind you that iām always ready for your funeral Ā ā
ā Ā iām single by choice. itās just not my choice. Ā ā
ā Ā wanna know how punk i am?????? *punches a wall* drive me to the hospital Ā ā
ā Ā idk what iām doing w/ my life but i know iām doing it wrong Ā ā
ā Ā and on your left, you can see me, ruining everything Ā ā
ā Ā i know i have friends but i feel like i have no one to talk to about the shit that goes on in my head Ā ā
ā Ā do you ever just realize how lucky you are that you did the weird thing that led to you being friends with the people are friends with? Ā ā
ā Ā holding hands is so nice and should be done more Ā ā
ā Ā things i donāt have time for: this shit Ā ā
ā Ā i swear if one more adult asks me what iām going to do with the rest of my life iām going to fly into the sun Ā ā
ā Ā my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment Ā ā
ā Ā i live in a constant state of feminist rage Ā ā
ā Ā i may legally be an adult but donāt be fooled, i have no idea what the hell iām doing Ā ā
ā Ā just straight things #16: not me Ā ā
ā Ā why do ppl get so mad when girls like themselves Ā ā
ā Ā girls get made of fun of for everything. might as well do what you want lol Ā ā
ā Ā i wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation Ā ā
ā Ā i stopped caring when i was like 3 Ā ā
ā Ā say no to kids, drugs Ā ā
ā Ā iām not crying thereās just overpriced college education in my eye Ā ā
ā Ā i live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird Ā ā
ā Ā if i go to hell iām gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if itās hot in here or if itās just me Ā ā
ā Ā drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here Ā ā
ā Ā iāll kiss you so hard donāt fuck w me Ā ā
ā Ā hi good morning touch me inappropriately Ā ā
ā Ā are we gonna fuckin hold hands tonight or what bitch Ā ā
ā Ā yeah i think u cute.. so what?? wanna kiss about it?? Ā ā
ā Ā i donāt know what iām feeling but thereās a lot of it Ā ā
ā Ā why canāt stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? Ā ā
ā Ā i wish i could download clothes Ā ā
ā Ā i donāt like your clothes take them off Ā ā
ā Ā my favorite flavor of cake is more Ā ā
ā Ā is that dick gluten free Ā ā
ā Ā lactose and no tolerance for yo bitch ass Ā ā
ā Ā i want someone who will light a fire in me Ā ā
ā Ā i want someone who will light me on fire Ā ā
ā Ā napping together is an important part of a relationship Ā ā
ā Ā pros and cons of being my friend ā cons: iām an asshole, pros: iām your asshole Ā ā
ā Ā do you have those people that youād go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say āletās go check out that dumpsterā and youād be like āiām inā Ā ā
ā Ā what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck Ā ā
ā Ā if u listen closely u can hear me not caring Ā ā
ā Ā no logical decisions. we die like horror movie protagonists Ā ā
ā Ā whenever youāre feeling suddenly calm itās because i took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill Ā ā
ā Ā 90% of my day is being nervous Ā ā
ā Ā 50% idk 50% idc Ā ā
ā Ā who wants to roadtrip w me weāll hit as many ufo and paranormal hotspots Ā ā
ā Ā will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful Ā ā
ā Ā just rolled my eyes so hard they fell off my head and now theyāre rolling down the street Ā ā
ā Ā houston i have so many problems Ā ā
ā Ā today iām feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic Ā ā
ā Ā imho = in my hoe opinion Ā ā