oh i'm a mess right now; inside out.

sometimes I can’t help but marvel at how hecking cute he is. 😍 #theodorable

Lisa Vanderpump, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

it's a love without end, amen. ♡

{catchy s o n g lyrics} 🌻 . . . #motd FACE: #makeupforever Step 1 Skin Equalizing Primer, #toofaced Born This Way Foundation + Concealer, #anastasiabeverlyhills Contour in Fawn, #becca Shimmering Skin Perfector Pressed Highlighter in #ChampagnePop, #urbandecay All-Nighter Setting Spray EYES: Anastasia Beverly Hills "Modern Renaissance" palette, Too Faced Sketch Marker Liquid Art Liner in Black, #tarte Maneater Mascara LIPS: #kyliecosmetics #KKWxKylie in Kim, Koko K liner

Glad to have my freedom and independence back.. even got a little Liberty today. Meet Eliza the Jeep Liberty! I'm so obsessed. We had SUCH a good experience dealing with David's Motors in Asheville. ❤️🇺🇸🚙 #jeep #beepbeepimajeep (at David's Motors)

it's time to crafty on this nursery. 🤗🙊 #diy #noblueinsight

silly doggo refuses to stay outside to play on pretty days but she loves to lay in bed and look out the window. do i have a #pibble or a cat? 😹☀️

frankly, my deer.... 💕

happiness is a comfy place to lay in the sunshine, according to june. 🌞 #dogstagram #dontbullymybreed #adoptdontshop

i'm as excited to watch him be a daddy as i am about being a mama myself. thanks for doing this with me, babe. ❤️

Y'all, this is the actual title of legislation introduced in the House of Representatives today. #GodBlessAmerica 🇺🇸🙄

this pit bull is completely useless as a guard dog. how's that for the stereotype that they're vicious? This is what she was doing while a stranger was in our yard. 😒😂#dogstagram #pitbullsofinstagram #pibble #dontbullymybreed

i have died every day waiting for you. darling, don't be afraid, i have loved you for a thousand years. i'll love you for a thousand more. ♡♡♡ #bojangles #finallygotmybiscuitsandgravy

Well, that's mild to moderately terrifying when you think about something that size living inside you. 😳

at least i look pretty for the pain of doing our taxes. 🌻

spending this rainy day sorting through the mountain of theodore's adorable baby clothes we've already accumulated. they are so tiny! it's crazy to think I'll be responsible for something small enough to wear them in fifteen weeks. #25weekspregnant #theodoredolph #junebaby

Sometimes, they're cute.