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Batman, over the communicator: alpha team report in

Wonder Woman: I'm in position

Batman: good

Billy: I'm on my way to the central control room

Batman: ...what the hell are you doing?

Billy: I'm-

Batman: why aren't you powered up right now?

Billy: oh I'm in a vent

Batman: are you out of your mind? turn back into Shazam right now!

Billy: I can't, I'm literally in a vent

Batman: this is insanely dangerous, you cannot be wandering around active situations in your mortal body. get out of the damn vent

Billy: okay first of all I can't just get out of the vent till I find an exit

Billy: and also you realise your body's mortal too, right?

Batman: I'm

Batman: I'm wearing full kevlar body armour! you're running around in a hoodie, you're going to get yourself killed!!

Billy: I'm pretty sure I'm safe for now, I don't think there's anyone else in the base who could fit in this vent

Flash, who is not on the alpha team & was not previously involved in the conversation at all: this is just like in Among Us

Billy: omg you're right it totally is

Batman: Billy

This town deserves a better class of criminal… and I’m gonna give it to them.

some ugly henchman: nice costume haha, who made it?

damian:

hey folks uhhhh so my birth father has figured out where I go to school and I've been putting this off for years but I need to finally change my name!!!! I don't need a literal murderer popping into my life every few years and scaring the shit out of me. if anyone else has any ideas outside of changing my name legally on how to make it harder for him to find me, PLEASE message me. otherwise, I'd love the financial help—I make the measliest fucking paycheck on planet earth and the filing fees plus publishing it in a local paper (state law) will come out to $429. don't feel bad at ALL if you can't donate, but PLEASE consider reblogging. this is really scary lol and I'd like to take at least the first step to helping myself. even outside of the safety aspect, it's his last name and I'd like to free myself of that

venmo: pcassandra