Sometimes we take chances, sometimes we take pills

Send “FIGHT!” and I’ll fill out the fields below as if our characters where fighting in a fighting game!

For starting angsty, sometimes difficult, conversations. The words can be taken in any loose way the mun/muse can use them. Trigger warnings apply.

“Oh look, carnage.”

“I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”

“Holy shit you look terrible.”

“Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”

“This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”

“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”

Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”

“I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”

“There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”

“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”

“After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”

“Is that a fucking dragon?”

“That is genuinely disturbing.”

“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”

Or more specifically, “two characters who have been sparring or in combat training together and almost kiss at the end of their practice fight”. As requested ! Feel free to make any changes.

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I won’t go easy on you.” / “I’ll go easy on you.” / “Quit going easy on me.”

“Hit me with your best shot.”

“You need to do better if you want to meet your goal.”

“I’ve been wanting to kick your ass all week.”

“Is this necessary?”

“Try again.”

“You’re pissing me off.” / “If you’re mad, why don’t you use your anger? Beat me at least once.”

“Here, let me show you how.”

“Woah! [falls on top of __]” 

“Nice moves.”

“[pins __ to floor]” / “[pins __ to wall]”

“You’re…really close right now.”

“G–get off of me.”

“You’re heavy.” / “You’re crushing me.”

“Sorry–are you okay?”

“You’re really red right now.”

“…Do we always end up on top of each other?”

“Are you still panting?”

“I told you, it was an accident.”

“…Why don’t you just kiss me?”

❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞

❝ You have been stopped! ❞

❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞

❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞

❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞

❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞

❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞

❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞

❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞

❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞

❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞

❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞

❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞

❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞

❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞

❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞

❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞

❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞

❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞

❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞

❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞ 

❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞

❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞

❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞

❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞

❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞

❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞

For starting angsty, sometimes difficult, conversations. The words can be taken in any loose way the mun/muse can use them. Trigger warnings apply.

Send my muse a curse to transform them for a day (or however long the mun/sender decides). Feel free to combine curses to create a terrible, or beautiful, monster!

Third Eye: The muse has an eye placed anywhere on their body that is often visible (forehead, chest, hand…) and this eye has the ability to see glimpses of the future, another dimension, and/or supernatural entities.

Horns: The muse has horns sprouting from their head. The size and number of horns is completely up to the sender!

Slither: The muse now has a long, serpentine tail and has lost the ability to walk on their legs.

Cloven hooves: The muse has to walk with a pair of hooves instead of feet. Add furry legs for a classic ‘satyr’ look if the sender wishes.

Lovely locks: Instead of hair, the muse now has … something else up there. Snakes, tentacles, spines, dripping slime - the sender can use their imagination!

Gaping Maw: If you have two mouths, can you eat twice as many tacos? Let’s hope. The muse has a second mouth placed anywhere on their body, either hidden or visible, and it’s full of razor sharp teeth.

Fangs: The muse’s ordinary mouth now sports sharp vampire-like fangs.

Jaws: Hell, since when is two sharp teeth enough? The muse now has an entire mouthful of razor fangs. 

Scratch: Instead of fingernails, the muse now has long, pointed claws. Be careful with those things. 

Thwump: Who doesn’t want a tail? Now the muse has their own tail. It can be cute and delicate or heavy and covered in spikes depending on the sender. 

Hiss: The muse has a long, long tongue. Tapered or forked is up to you!

Porcupine: Porcupines are cute, but a little hazardous when annoyed. The muse now has sharp spines placed anywhere on their body (back, elbows, legs…).

Swamp beast: The muse can breathe easy under water with a new set of gills, and why not webbed fingers and toes to go with it?

Majestic birb: Now the muse has the power of flight with their own set of wings. Are they fluffy bird wings, leathery bat wings, or buzzing insect wings? 

Piercing Gaze: Whatever the muse’s original eye color is, they now have something different and unusual. Pure black eyes, milky white eyes, bright red eyes - it’s up to the sender!

Snout: The muse has swapped noses with any type of creature. Give them a beak, a pig snout, a feline button nose, or even a canine muzzle. 

Solid, Liquid, Gas: The muse’s entire body is made up of something other than flesh! Turn them into a gooey slime monster, a red-hot lava monster, a hard rock beast, or even a wisp of person-shaped fog.

Leathers and Feathers: The muse has more than just smooth skin now. Add some scales, feathers, fur, or an exoskeleton!

Size Difference: Grow or shrink the muse either a little bit or a whole lot.

Our muses have somehow swapped something! Send:

“👉” - for our muses to switch bodies 

“👄” - for our muses to switch voices 

“👣” - for our muses to switch ages 

“↕” - for our muses to switch height

“🚻” - for our muses to switch genders

“👥” - for our muses to switch personalities