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Maybe he was communicating with the Nihalinth somehow?

"Maybe..."

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Oh sheesh I just noticed the text in the dark of the post with Gordon's eyes. "My power grows within you"? Barney, you're super duper sure Gordon killed that thing? Like, all the way killed it? Did anyone besides Gordon see what happened?

"Nobody else was there to see it, but the vorts were connected to it with a hivemind. They definitely noticed when their enslaving force suddenly disappeared in a giant explosion."

"I guess that doesn't necessarily mean it died... but I don't see why it'd let go of the vorts like that."

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It didn’t seem like a normal nightmare, though. His eyes started glowing in the dream. And then they started glowing out here too.

"... Okay, that's a little strange. His eyes glow sometimes, but only if he's talkin' to the vorts. As far as we thought, he wasn't any more vortal than that..."

"So... maybe... he was talkin' to something... else?"

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You should probably know that Gordon had a nightmare about the Nihilanth, Barney. He didn’t want to worry you, but this seems like something you need to know

"He had to fight that mean ugly mother hubbard to the death! I would have nightmares about that, too..."

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You boys doing alright?

"N-no! I don't know? I came in to check like y'all said I should, and Gordon had this weird green stuff on his face... I tried to clean it off without waking him, but it burned my tongue!"

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It's Blue Shift's birthday, happy Barnday

//happy barnday!!!

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happy pride month from lmb and me!!! i'm now offering pride bust commissions via my ko-fi!

#happy pride!!

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Sketches of Lightning Monster Barney just being a big silly kitty.

BEANS!

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#half life #barney calhoun #lightning monster barney #get a load of thos beams.....

the silly creatures they are sniffing

(my lizard's name is Gip and she is only 6 feet tall and 18 feet long)

//awww, they're ADORABLE!! tysm!!

#ask #mod #i love gip's lil tendrils #very cute #fanart

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I love your funny guy might fuck around and draw him with my OWN big blue Half Life lizard. Teehee :3c

//aww, thank you!! i look forward to seeing it!!! ::D

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older drawing of LMB that i'm still proud of ::]

based on i'm not the breakman - the megas

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