“Hey, Axel. Can I share something with you from earlier today? Well --- I sent you a text, early in the morning, ‘cause I have to go out of town for one weekend this month. And so, I was like, ‘do you have any preference if I go this weekend, or the next weekend?’ And your response – at 9:30 in the morning – ‘motherfucking jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit.’ No – no punctuation. Random capitalization.
“So I respond, ‘i have no idea what we’re talking about right now.’ Forty-five minutes pass, I get a text from you. ‘So goddamn created facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck jesse eisenberg man.’
“I respond, ‘Axel, you’re scaring me.’ An hour passes, and you respond, ‘motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg i’m very tired.’ I was like, ‘no problem, man, I’ll do most of the talking at the clocktower today.
“Immediate reponse – I’m talking, like, five seconds later. ‘no man i’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck jesse eisenberg man he fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing trent reznor did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented facebook who the fuck invented facebook’