Lightman & Bloodwood

lightman i hope the kind of lightbulb you use stops being made so that you can never replace it if it goes out

Bloodwood i am setting you on fire there’s no stopping me I am coming for you and i am going to burn you and you will truly know the fires of hell

To Bloodwood, I’m going to throw you in a fucking wood chipper the police will never find your body start running

Dear Pastor Bloodwood, i hope that your milk spoils before you can use any of it.

Dear Mr. Lightman, your desk and seat In your office have been covered in green slime. Goodbye

bloodwood you ancient homophobe twig i hope you fall in front of everyone during church

Im gonna spill water on him

Eat a switch cartridge!!!!!!!!

henlo lamp hello you STINKY LAMP go eat a lightbulb ugly

mr lightman i am biting down on ur ankle and not letting go and also throwing multiple legos in ur path at all times