Lighting The Fuse.

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

CAN WE PLEASE JUST LOOK AT THEIR INDIVIDUAL REACTIONS

this is just so fucking harrison ford tho i mean

THE GUY IN THE BACK JUST NODS AT THE KID

this is actually significant because that isn’t just “the official chair.”

and the one who blessed a male stripper’s parrot

This is also the same pope who ditched the gilded garments of recent popes and has been kicking it in his regular threads. No palace quarters needed- just a cozy apartment, thanks. He’s also the pope who’s been kicking out the pedophile priests (and anyone who knew and did nothing) that have been a cancer to the Catholic Church. Pope Francis takes his vows just as seriously as he did as a novice seriously, and I respect the hell out of him for it. Also going to point out that he’s the

He also refuses to use the Pope Mobile and instead cruises around in an armored Ford Focus (only armored because his security made him). He regularly sneaks out at night to volunteer helping the less fortunate and has been chastised several times to AT LEAST TAKE YOUR SECURITY DETAIL, SIR. He’s stated that if aliens ever prove to be real, he’d baptize them and welcome them into the church.