Azarix

Dean: I don't know how changing your name is going to help us here, but sure.

Tucker: Wait, can I still be Tucker?

Garret: Shh, let Frank speak.

Allie: Did you know when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.

Hannah: Who is thinking about me at 3am?

Dean: Yeah, it's pretty easy.

Garret: I meant from the store.

Dean: I would imagine it weighs the same there too.

Cole: Late again, are we?

Ariella, joking: Yes, I hope I'm not pregnant.

Cole: What?

Remi, laughing: What the fuck, where was it?

Brandon: Can you be quiet?

Brandon: Does it hurt?

Nikolai: *Acting tough* Not at all!

Brandon: So no need for me to kiss it better?

Angelo: No.

Rory: Why?

Angelo: Because by 'kid' you mean 'pet' and we already have 20 of those.

Rory: *Trips over a plant and apologizes to it*

Rafe: I told Gabe that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can directly tell if he's really lying.

Angelo: No way that works.

Rafe: I'll show you.

Rafe: Gabe, do you love us?

Jonathan, looking Niko up and down: And you are?

Nikolai: Brandon's boyfriend sir.

Jonathan, to Levi: Ha! It makes jokes.

Levi:

Jonathan: *pinches bridge of his nose*

Landon, seeing his seat is next to Nikolai's: Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot....

Nikolai: *Gets up to fight*