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Tucker: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

The boys: Okay.

Tucker: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Logan: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Garret: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Tucker:

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[Dean babysitting]

Dean: Jamie, what do you call a number 7 who's ill?

Jamie: *Shrugs shoulders*

Dean: A sick seve-

Sabrina: *Smacks the back of his head* No!

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[Ariella and Remington Wedding Special]

[Family Dinner]

Remi: Everyone, we have an announc-

Ariella, jumping up: WE'RE ENGAGED!!!!!!

[The whole family cheering]

Cole, handing his glass to the staff: I need something stronger than whiskey, bring me the bleach from the kitchen.

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Dean, lying seductively on the bed: Why don't you come and join me, Allie-cat?

Allie: Dean, put your shirt back on now! We are in IKEA and people are staring.

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[Knocking on Logan's door]

Logan: Who is it?

Dean: It's us, we just wanna talk.

Logan: How many of you are there?

Dean: Two.

Logan: Then talk to each other.

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Dean: THREE Months!

Garret: What?

Dean: That's how long you stood by and watched me water a fake plant!!!

Garret: Wait...What?

Dean: What?

Garret: THE PLANTS FAKE???

Hannah, laughing: This is the best day of my life.

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Coach Jensen: If anyone has any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

Dean: If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?

Coach Jensen: If anyone has any relevant questions, don't hesitate to ask.

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Grace: Sure is dark in here.

Grace: I'm not scared or anything.

Grace: I mean who's scared of the dark these days??? Not me, not Grace Ivers. No sir!!!

Logan: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Grace: Yes, please.

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Allie: What did you order?

Dean: A milkshake with two straws.

Allie, blushing: Dean, that's so-

Dean, stuffing both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.

Allie:

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Tucker: Since I'm going out of town for a while, I've left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Tucker, picking a piece of paper from the bowl: For instance, "Dean NO!" just applies to everything.

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[Garret doing a celebrity interview]

Interviewer: Can we call one of your teammates?

[Garret calling Dean]

Dean: Yo-

Garret: Okay, you're on speaker, watch your words-

Dean: Or what? You'll spank me?

Garret:

Interviewer:

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Logan: We're legal adults and you're still giving us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

Tucker: But you love your dinosaur nuggets.

Garret: We're grown ass men.

Dean and Beau playing with their nuggets in the back: Rawr Rawr

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[Hockey Team Groupchat]

Dean: I know all of the things I've said here about Hunter are really mean, so Hunter, if you see this, please know that I genuinely thought you couldn't read.

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Garret: Listen up team! There's alot to discuss and we only have a minute.

Dean: Why are you in a hurry?

Garret: I'm not, but some of you have ridiculously short attention spans.

[Scene cuts to Dean flirting with a girl]

Garret, hands on his hips: *Loud sigh*

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[Suspect on the run challenge]

Tucker: Suspect bathes with a pink di-

Dean: *tackles him*

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Allie: Describe your ideal boyfriend.

Hannah: Hmmm, taller than me, deep voice, big muscles-

Allie: You're just describing Garret, aren't you?

Hannah:

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Dean: Describe your ideal-

Garret: Wellsy.

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