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Logan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Dean: I don't know how changing your name is going to help us here, but sure.
Tucker: Wait, can I still be Tucker?
Garret: Shh, let Frank speak.
Logan:
Hannah: I'm exhausted, I couldn't sleep all night.
Allie: Did you know when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.
Hannah: Who is thinking about me at 3am?
Garret: *Panics*
Garret: Dean, can you pick up some milk?
Dean: Yeah, it's pretty easy.
Garret: I meant from the store.
Dean: I would imagine it weighs the same there too.
Garret:
And my curse will be being an extremely extroverted person who suffers from social anxiety

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[Ariella and Remi late for family dinner]
Cole: Late again, are we?
Ariella, joking: Yes, I hope I'm not pregnant.
Cole: What?
Remi, slightly terrified: W-what?
Nikolai, laughing: I was looking for my phone with the flash of my phone.
Remi, laughing: What the fuck, where was it?
Brandon, sighing: Idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots.
Nikolai: I'll be anything you want me to be.
Brandon: Can you be quiet?
Nikolai: Damn OK.
Nikolai: *Trips on the stairs*
Brandon: Does it hurt?
Nikolai: *Acting tough* Not at all!
Brandon: So no need for me to kiss it better?
Nikolai: It's hurts sooo much, I was confused you see.
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Does anybody else just randomly think about My Dear Husband by Danielle Lori and then get really sad because you want to read it so badly.
Rory: I think we should adopt another kid.
Angelo: No.
Rory: Why?
Angelo: Because by 'kid' you mean 'pet' and we already have 20 of those.
Rory, unzipping jacket: 21.
Angelo: My future partner must have the utmost logical mind and -
Rory: *Trips over a plant and apologizes to it*
Angelo: I'm not single anymore.
[The visconti brothers as kids]
Rafe: I told Gabe that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can directly tell if he's really lying.
Angelo: No way that works.
Rafe: I'll show you.
Rafe: Gabe, do you love us?
Gabe, covering his ears with his hands: NO!
[Niko meeting Jonathan for the first time]
Jonathan, looking Niko up and down: And you are?
Nikolai: Brandon's boyfriend sir.
Jonathan, to Levi: Ha! It makes jokes.
Levi:
Jonathan: *pinches bridge of his nose*
Nikolai: *big goofy smile*

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[Family dinner]
Landon, seeing his seat is next to Nikolai's: Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot....
Nikolai: *Gets up to fight*
Brandon: This is why we can't have nice things.
the way I just want to make memes but can't think of a single thing has to be a new kind torture