zombie apocalypse starters
as requested by anon. Thanks to those who made suggestions. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
“Why are you just standing there?!”
“They’re faster than they look.”
“I’m NOT leaving you!” / “Fine, then, just go ahead and die.”
“You really know how to kick zombie ass.”
“I always thought our biggest problem would be the zombies, not other people.”
“I don’t think I’m cut out for this.”
“I can’t KILL anyone!” / “Then get killed.”
planning (or lack of planning)
“We have to be careful about this.”
“You don’t know the first thing about what it’s like out there.”
“These rations should last us a while.”
“I take the left, you take the right.”
“We’re gonna have to do another raid.”
“I didn’t think we’d be scaling a building today, but okay.”
“What were you doing out there?! I told you to NEVER go out alone!”
“You’re lucky to be alive.” / “I told you, I’m fine.”
“Damn it, our radio is broken.”
“Breakfast at 6 AM. Training at 7. Don’t be late.”
“Follow the plan or get out.”
“I–I don’t feel so good..”
“If we amputate it in time, you’ll have a chance!”
“Is there any way to stop it?”
“Come on, not now! We’re so close to finding the cure!”
“You IDIOT! There is no cure!”
“He/she/they doesn’t/don’t even know he’s/she’s/they’re turning.”
“I know he/she/they meant a lot to you…But we have to go. Now.”
“BRAAAAINS. No, I’m just messing with you.”
“I don’t know what I’d do without you.” / “You’d be lost without me.”
“Somehow…I’m just waiting for all this to be over.”
“I’d kill for some [insert food] right now.”
“All this high tech, but we can’t even get a decent bed to sleep on.”
“So yeah…the world is fucked. But anyways.”
“Apocalypse or not, humans still gotta go on dates.”
“Stop pissing me off or you’ll be zombie food.”
“It’s been a hard day. Let’s go sit around the fire.”
“You know, they used to be people, too.”
“This is SO not like Warm Bodies.”
“How are you more afraid of roaches than zombies?”
“I’d rather give myself to the zombies than listen to ___ sing/act out all of Die Hard/etc. again.”