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Ok, so this isn’t 100% accurate, but it has worked well for me several times and is very easy so if you aren’t tech-inclined or don’t have a lot of time to dig, try it!

Step 1: Get his phone number. I use Google Voice so I never give out my real number, making exchanging numbers ideal rather than emails.

2. Next, use the TrueCaller app to search his number. You can also just use their site rather than the app. Make sure to put in the area code. This doesn’t always work! If the person has already registered a fake name on the app (they know what it is already) or if they are using a fake number themselves, it probably won’t come up. I put in a POT’s number once, and he came up as “Bob Seeking Arrangement” so I’m assuming another baby had him in her phone as that.

3. If you do get a name to come up, I then go to LinkedIn and search that name. TrueCaller will also tell you the location of the area code if it’s not one you’re familiar with, so you can search in his area. Make sure you are not logged into your LinkedIn if you have one! Users can see who viewed them, and you don’t want that.

Normally I’d just send you a link to A-Pinch-Of-Sugar-Please’s blog, buuut since she’s a psychotic bitch, I’d be happy to help you out.

BEFORE MEETING:

Invent fake facts about yourself. Create an email address specifically for sugaring and only email them there. Get the Google Voice App and create a phone number to text/call men from distinct from your own. Use a fake name for the first few dates. List the next town over as your location on your profile and never tell them the actual college that you go to — especially if it’s small! If they ask what your parents do for a living, make it up or be vague. Once you’re super comfortable with them, you can tell them “Oh my name’s actually Katherine, not Katelynn” or even give them your real phone number if you want to as I often snapchat with NASA. But he’s the only one of my SDs who knows it as Google Voice works flawlessly and the others don’t really need it. 

On an opposite note, get as many details as possible about him from him or through background searching. If he tells you he’s the CEO of Apple, go to Apple’s website and confirm that. Also, invest in a Spokeo Account. Don’t be that annoying SB who begs girls to look men up for her. A lot of girls only buy the monthly plan which has a search quota so if these girls are kindly looking men up for you, that’s less POTs they can search for themselves. I think it’s like $49.95 per year and it’s well worth the money for the amount of information it gives you. You can reverse search his phone number, email, name, etc. to find out his address, income, family members — anything! I love to find their children’s names then look them up on Facebook to see how they live. Riding horses on vacation in Santorini as your cover photo? Okay, I’ll break bread with your dad tomorrow. Little Ashley’s making duck faces and wearing Abercrombie? Sorry, John, I’m actually no longer searching for an SD — best of luck!

Get as many photos as possible (5+) from a man you’re talking to so that you can reverse search them and find out company info, criminal history, or if he’s on any other sites to cross-check age, location, and other facts on the profile you first saw him on.

Before a first meet, Skype with him (for 5 to 30 minutes) to again make sure the photos he sent are of him and not some handsome model on JCrew’s website (guys on SD4M do this all the time — you’re not slick)! While you don’t want the skype date to replace the first date, it is a good way to keep and/or build up his interest and by revealing yourself in 3D and decreasing his chances of cancelling/flaking on you. New SDs in particular often get nervous by the whole process, especially if they’re married, so if he sees “Wow! She’s gorgeous/real/funny/witty/ and excited to see me Thursday!” he’ll be more at ease not only to go through with the meet, but to spend more chedda. Moreover, a Skype date can show you “Wow! He’s an asshole and begging me to slide the camera down to my boobs.” So you can know way before you spend hours on hair and make-up that the date will be a waste.

NON RED-FLAGS:

Need for discretion. If a man doesn’t tell you much about himself, his job, or his life, is using a GV number or a fake email, is going by a fake name, it does not matter at all. 9 times out of 10 I show up to POT dates knowing the results of their latest colonoscopy while they think I don’t even know their name. Focus on the steps above and let them think they’re slicker than you. Nigerian Prince never told me his real name. I knew it from 5 seconds after he emailed me, but I played along and feigned ignorance because I knew he was safe and rich and whatever other secrets he kept from me were irrelevant. After our first date, he revealed his real career, location, (still not his real name) etc. and I’d already known it all, but, like us, he was simply wary of giving too much info to the wrong person. My favorite is when a guy emails you from his real email using a fake name. “Inbox: New Email from Steve Jobs” “Hey it’s Mike!” lmfao Hey Mike! Whatever makes you comfortable enough to meet me for dinner and pay me. All this being said, sometimes a man’s “need for discretion” makes it fucking impossible to find out anything from him. In that case, I say “While I respect your need for discretion, it does not trump my need for safety and I would not feel comfortable meeting you for dinner without…(at least a skype date)(as many photos as I’ve sent you)(information about XYZ)(etc.).” If he refuses to accommodate, he’s blatantly disrespectful of your safety concerns and he’s not worth your time.

RED-FLAGS:

Asks for sexy photos. You really need to make sure your profile photos are serve their purpose and depict what you look like from head to toe. If you only include iPhoto face shots, that’s dandy but you need a full body shot of you in a cute outfit and I also always include a bikini shot. Nothing raunchy, just a fun day at the beach. If they’re asking for sexy photos and you already have full body shots on your profile, then kindly end it because they’re 12 year old horn dogs stuck in 45 year old bodies. But if your photos suck and they just want to confirm that you’re not Shrek, then you need to amp up your profile and oblige.

Asks your favorite position, kinkiest moment, sex history, what you’re into etc. There’s no space for immature, tacky, desperate rapid fire sex questions in the sugar bowl. At its core, sugaring is about companionship, chemistry, and fun times. If he needs a rap sheet of what you will and will not do in the bed room, then he should call up a pimp and ask for a very specific hooker. Even if you tell him this and he apologizes and stops, you still know that that’s his main incentive for joining this site so he’s probably looking for pay for play but has too much pride to admit to wanting a prostitute. If you’re fine with 4 hours a month with this man for however much you agree on, then boom! You just landed on easy money. But if you’re looking strictly for a sugar arrangement with outings, dinners, etc. then you need to move on. But be mindful that a lot of these men might be into BDSM, so if they ask specifically if you have interest in that then that’s not necessarily a red flag so much as them not wanting to waste either of your time. If you do say yes, however, and he presses you with sex questions, he’s equally guilty of the above offense.

Sleezy username/bad grammar. If “Hotsex69” messages you, you already know what he’s there for. He’s not a sugar daddy. He’s blatantly looking for pay for play.

Takes offense to your precautions. A lot of men will quickly realize that you both have iPhones and that your messages aren’t coming up blue. If he questions it, let him know straight up, “I’m using an app called Google Voice so that I don’t have to share my real phone number with strangers. Once I’m comfortable enough with you, I will give you my real number and you can reach me there.” 99% of guys completely get it and think “Damn, I wish I’d thought of that. She’s smart and safe and not full of shit! I can tell a lot of guys have wasted her time and I don’t want to be one, so I better step it up if I ever want the honor of using iMessage with this hottie!” The other 1% will cry like little bitches and be like “We’ve hit it off thus far! Don’t you trust me?!?” If he honestly thinks trust can be fostered after a few email messages, he’ll be equally pissy when you don’t have sex on the first date or when you reject his marriage proposal on the second date.

Insists on meeting for just drinks. 10:00pm drinks at the hotel bar so you can get drunk and then go upstairs? Um no. In a fun way, tell him you’d rather meet for dinner at this great restaurant you’re dying to try yada yada. I had this one guy come back at me with “How about we start with drinks and if we hit it off, then we can get dinner?” Lmfao why?! I literally see no incentive to that besides wanting to roofie me. If you’re that awkward and can’t be around a younger, more attractive woman without drinking then let’s drink at dinner. Have 10 glasses of wine with your food. I don’t care. But if I’m getting dolled up, I’m eating food. You are not skimping out on buying me dinner and you are not roofie-ing me and you are not getting me drunk so you can drag me back to your lair. I do too much damn cardio to drink my calories. Buy me dinner, you fuck.

MEETING:

Meet in a public place and STAY in a public place. Stroll in Central Park? Awesome! He wants to wander past the “DO NOT ENTER” sign and show you this ‘amazing view of the river’? Nope. Restaurants, coffee, theater — doesn’t matter as long as you’re surrounded by witnesses.

Have your own transportation to AND from a first meet. And from. And. From. AND FROM!!! Not “Oh I took a taxi here, but let me save $10 and go home with him — he was so funny and obviously legitimate!” Even if that’s true and he’s a sweetie and who he says he is, these men never need to know where you live. (Notice I did not say never should know. Doctor knows where I live and that’s fine. But he doesn’t need to.) If you ultimately decide you’re comfortable with having an SD over at your apartment, then that will come after several dates, not the first. Plus, the chase is half the fun for him. Don’t reveal all of yourself too quickly. For this same reason, never get into his car on the first date. Besides just safety reasons, you don’t want him to feel like (physically and mentally) that he has you 100%. Leave something to be desired.

Tell someone where you are and who you’re going with. If you’re close with a friend or relative who is non-judgmental, make sure they know where your date is and when you’ll be back. Otherwise, find a resource on here (I’ll gladly help you out)and text them (from your GV number) where you are going, when you get there, when you leave, and when you are home. Whenever I get in an SDs car for the first time, I always text my sugar friends his license number.

Some SBs insist on staying sober. I like to drink and I can handle it, so I do. But definitely don’t get drunk. It’s sloppy and unattractive but will also distract you from your goal of setting an allowance/arrangement in place and getting to know this man better. Plus, it will impair your judgment and prevent you from remembering the rest of these safety tips.

NON-RED FLAGS:

Doesn’t bring a gift or cash to the first date. Stop being so entitled. At this point, he owes you just as much as you owe him — nothing.

The car he drives. The $3000 allowance of a man who drives an Aston Martin is just as green as that of the man who drives a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Offers you a ride there or back. He might genuinely want to save you the hassle of travelling. Most of these men are fathers and have that protective instinct. It’s 9pm, dark out, she’s waiting for a cab, this is nonsense, I’ll drive her. It’s not a redflag that he’s trying to be a gentleman, but either way, maintain your stance and politely decline.

Awkward behavior. Steve Jobs gave brilliant speeches, but outside of that, the dude was awkward as fuck. Nonetheless, he was richer than God. If a guy reaches to hold your hand on the first date and you don’t want him to, just say, “John, I’m having an absolute blast but I’m just not comfortable with that yet.” There’s no need to flip out and write a post saying OMG THIS GUY WAS SO CREEPY HE LIKE TRIED TO RAPE ME BLACKLIST!!!!! Doctor is the most awkward guy I’ve ever met in my entire life. Like him, many of these POTs were valedictorians of Harvard who went on to spend the next 8-12 years of their lives accumulating degrees in the dungeons of the Ivy Leagues. They lack sunlight and social skills. It’s okay. That doesn’t mean be wishy-washy when he tries to cop a feel. No. Be firm and put him in his place. If he makes you excessively uncomfortable, end the date and don’t pursue another. But if he stutters or can’t maintain eye contact or holds eye contact for too long or snorts or recites how beautiful you are or has a creepy smile, that doesn’t necessarily make him a potential serial killer.

RED FLAGS:

Talks about hotel time, private time, intimate time, ‘getting away’. There will be no sex on the first date. There will be no sex on the first date. There will be NO SEX on the first date. If he thinks dinner and a few hundred dollars gets you two “alone time” at the Ritz Carlton, then send him packing. Be blunt and embarrass that loser. Literally say, “John, I’ve had a blast getting to know you thus far but I have zero interest in trading sex for lobster and a gas money. I’m a lady who is looking for a gentleman with the means to provide for her and support her. If you’re only interested in sex in exchange for money, then you’re looking for an escort, not a sugar baby, and a second date would be a waste of both of our time.” Scare the shit out of him and make him realize just how crass and pathetic he’s being. You wear the pants. He’ll straighten up very quickly, or realize that you’re right and head down to the corner of main street instead.

Cringes at the bill or what you’re ordering. If he can’t afford lobster, desert, or how many drinks you’re getting, he can’t afford you. This is an absolute no brainer. Even if he says he can afford your $3000 monthly allowance, if it means he’s going without food, laundry, or anything else just to afford it for you now, there WILL come a later when he leaves you hanging. A real SD loves to treat you and doesn’t care if you buy the bar!

Switches stories. It’s one thing from initially stating he’s in finance to getting more specific about which sector or region he works in, but if yesterday he was CEO of Apple and today he’s a professor, he’s probably full of shit. Don’t be afraid to call him out on it. “I thought you said —-?” Learn the dynamics of body language and be able to discern when someone is lying or hiding key information from you. He could very well be the manager of the local K-Mart hoping to spend as many free dates with you as possible before you catch him in his lie.

Insists on anything. If he’s choosing your meal for you, forcing you to ride home with him, or backing you into a corner in any way, ditch him. If he’s that pushy on the first date, he’ll be even more pushy on the second or on the third because you let him win this time.

DATING:

Use a condom.

If you don’t use a condom, get tested regularly together and show each other the results.

RED FLAG 

Doesn’t meet allowance. If he owes you $500 per meet and misses a meet, he needs to bring it to the next meet, or else he’s breaking the terms of the arrangement. If it’s the end of the month and he shows up without allowance, he needs to send it to you/bring it to the next meet, or else he’s breaking the terms of the arrangement. Do not let him get comfortable and think of you as a friend or girlfriend. This is a SUGAR ARRANGEMENT. Do not let him treat you like something that you’re not and get sloppy with the reason why we’re here.

Wants to meet your family. Doctor still insists on introducing me to his sisters. Eck. Whatever. But he’s never meeting any of my family. I am not your girlfriend. This is not a relationship. We have no real future together. Read this haiku. It is the anthem of the bowl.

Insists on not using a condom, trying XYZ in bed that makes you uncomfortable. As always, don’t do anything you’re uncomfortable with and let them know. A real SD will put his desires aside for your safety and comcort. If he’s being pushy in bed or otherwise, he’s not there for your best interest.

NON-RED FLAG

Asks about your personal life. It’s not weird for a man to want to know what classes you’re taking or what’s new in your world. He’s not being creepy or nosy, he’s just curious about what makes you tick. He shouldn’t be prying into if you have a boyfriend or anything super specific, but don’t get weirded out if he asks a lot of things about you.

Asks for sexy pics or texts suggestively. After you’re intimate together, this really is fair game to ask. As always, you need not oblige, and if you do, play it safe and don’t include your face or use SnapChat. But just because he’s thinking of sex more doesn’t mean he’s still not invested in being a sugar daddy. If it makes you uncomfortable, say so. If he’s a true SD, he’ll respect your boundaries and get over it.

Is affectionate in public. Just because he likes to hold your hand and kiss you, doesn’t mean he’s thinking of you as a girlfriend and less of an SD and forgetting your arrangement. If PDA makes you uncomfortable and you need a bit more discretion, let him know. But just because he likes your soft skin doesn’t mean he’s going to propose and leave your arrangement in the dust. He might just like your soft skin.

Hates shopping. Not surprisingly, a lot of men hate shopping, especially for women or with women or in women’s stores. So just because he’s not buying you louboutins doesn’t mean he won’t give you the money to buy them yourself. 

IF YOU REMEMBER NOTHING ELSE, REMEMBER THIS:

Your token line is: “I’m not comfortable with that (yet).” Don’t be wishy-washy! If he wants to have sex and you lie and say “Oh uh I’m on my period” he’ll just ask again the next time. Instead, be honest and be firm saying you’re not comfortable with sex, riding in his car, his hand on your leg, meeting his mom, etc. etc. etc. Drop this line WHENEVER you need to say no. It sets the tone that you are the one who sets the boundaries of the relationship and that those boundaries will not be crossed. If a man ever persists against something you’ve blatantly stated makes you uncomfortable, then you know it’s time to end things.

“Ok, so:

Haircut: $90 minimum plus tip. Extra for styling

Full set mani & pedi: $80 minimum plus tip

Blow-out: $40+

Tanning: $80+

Waxing: $145+

Skincare and make-up needed to look killer 24/7: $800+ (Replaced often. I can make a detailed list if you would like.)

“Basic” lingerie set: $120+

“Killer” lingerie set $250+

“Cute and breezy” outfit: $500 minimum w/o accessories

“Evening” outfit: $800 minimum w/o accessories

One pair of sexy stilettos: $500 - $1,500 or more

One classic handbag: $500 - $2,000 or more

Time spent taking care of myself at the gym

Time spent making sure that I am SAFE and healthy while intimate and have what I need to be clear of disease and/or pregnancies

Time spent doing research and reading up on skills to look better, act better, please my man better etc.

Cost of food that doesn’t make me look or feel like shit (I have sensitive skin and bad food makes it look awful)

Time taken away from studying and my career which hasn’t taken off yet like my potential SD’s has

Time spent on the phone and texting

Time spent away from my own bed

Time spent in the car

Gas money (almost $3 per gallon at the moment)

Potentially extended time set aside for traveling

These are the MINIMUM amount of things that I must do and buy repeatedly for this lifestyle and to remain the type of SB that I chose to be. I do them dutifully and even love doing them for the right man. These things do not happen by osmosis, nor do they come out of anyone’s pocket but my own at the moment. These automatically take up my time and my $ and if I were to enter an arrangement with anyone he would receive the benefit of all of them in ADDITION to my doting companionship, my best conversation, my full attention, and in ADDITION to this fab pu$$y. A SB/SD relationship is NOT an even give-and-take, but a unique agreement (or transaction as some see it) of two very different people’s assets. I’ve set the starting value of mine and you’re shopping. Like what you see? You’ll need to pay full price. That’s the risk you must be willing to take. I shouldn’t even need to mention what it is that I stand to lose in a deal like this gone sour. Now man up or move along.”

First impressions are everything. If a POT thinks that he can pay you less because you look like you’re desperate or your “comfortable life” is lower rate, he will. If you’re like me, you ARE desperate, but we all want the maximum amount of mulah possible from our SDs. We DESERVE a comfortable living. So I have created tips from experience on how to look rich-ish while you are poor. Feel free to reblog and add tips too!

Your Wardrobe. This is the most difficult part so I am throwing it out immediately. Save up money and get a decent looking couple of outfits that you can reuse with each SD. For example, meeting an SD for coffee, I always wear my silk white blouse, pleather pants and black heels, plus a gold chain bracelet. Its always better to have a smaller wardrobe with higher quality looking stuff. Be minimalistic. Look on local buy and sell sites for used designer purses, etc. Essentials: diamond or pearl studded earrings, a couple silk blouses, high quality pair of jeans, nice pair of dressy pants, leather flats, leather pumps, leather purse (no canvas, neutral colour), leather belt in a neutral colour, nice trench coat.

Water/Wine. When on a date, order sparkling water to begin. Not only is it healthy, but there’s something so classy about drinking sparkling water. Don’t order a type that comes in plastic though - opt for glass. Hereby, your options are Perrier (too common), Voss (not usually in restaurants) and San Pellegrino (perfect!). Order San Pellegrino for now, then an alcoholic drink to come with appetizers. Find a type of wine you like that is commonly carried in restaurants and semi-expensive and order a glass of that (you’re tasteful but not obviously just getting the most expensive thing). BONUS: make sure you can pronounce it perfectly and brush up on its ingredients and production background. Even though you’ll only know a bit, that bit is so impressive. On shopping trips, the bus, etc., you will need water to drink too. Plastic water bottles and those reusable ones are both so tacky and bulky. Voss water is carbonated water from Norway. It comes in a classy glass bottle and is about $3. I know… Buy a Voss water. No I’m not joking. Then fill it with filtered water each day. You will look like you are drinking expensive Norway H20 all the time. BONUS: I got a soda stream for Christmas that makes carbonated water, so it’s foolproof for it’s still carbonated.

Hair/Makeup. Having your hair and makeup perfect always makes you look more wealthy. If I’m running late, I will just dampen and blow dry my hair, and put on foundation and mascara. Makeup product wise, I just use drugstore shit. I’m no makeup expert by any means! My basics are Covergirl Mascara, FitMe foundation (liquid and pressed powder), Shelia matte lipstick and Maybelline eyeliner. Save: Mascara, eyeshadow (don’t forget primer!), gloss Splurge: Blow drier, straightener (works as a curling iron too), liquid eyeliner, lipstick, foundation Most important thing to remember is to shape your eyebrows!!

Mouth. Nude lips are always okay, but don’t ignore your teeth. Expensive: Bleaching costs $500 Cheaper: Crest White Strips are $40+ Cheapest: Brushing your teeth with baking soda after using toothpaste. 

Nails. Always stay up-to-date on your nails (toes and fingers)! Expensive: Nail salon Cheap: Buy drugstore fake nails and paint them yourself. Cheapest: Self manis and pedis, file and buff yourself. A whole self kit at the drugstore is less than $20 and will last you forever. Extras. (Homework for when you’re with him.) Learn a little French. Watch some Audrey Hepburn movies (you’ll like them; Funny Face is great). Learn a bit about opera and ballet. Read the newspaper everyday. Pick a favourite fancy coffee at Starbucks. Learn the difference between scotch and rum and whisky. Don’t be afraid to take restroom breaks while you’re with him, to check your makeup and outfit. Look for silks, leathers and furs in thrift shops.  I know I’m forgetting A LOT so I’ll reblog this later with more tips and tricks. Sorry this is coming so late, I know I promised it earlier.

Helpful tips/ tricks that i’ve been researching. 

I’m looking into being a sugar while im in college, but i want to make sure i know EVERYTHING i can about the lifestyle before i go out there and do it. This is a list of the blogs/posts I’ve been reading through that i think are helpful to me. 

It’s a long list. D:

(dont worry, all these links will open in a new tab.)

A note one net worth vs. annual income

A note on messaging on a SB/SD site

Internet safety

Sex work resources 

For an SB who didnt go to college or is out of college or even one who is in college. AKA: the hustlers MBA (I love this.)

How to appear rich (This is extremely helpful.)

Sugar survival kit

Dont sell yourself short, hunty.

You’re not ready if:

SB hacks

VS model makeup

Literature

A note on sexual protection

Free styling guide

What makes a good SB

Think about this before you accept your allowance offer.

MAKE SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS

Got lowballed?

The sugar BAYBE mentality 

Allowance talk

Closet classics (buy these before you buy those hot pink 6 inch red bottoms)

*another really good research masterpost* 

100 ways to be elegant~

Help on a first meeting.

Creating the perfect profile

What to do with your allowance.

Terms you should know.

Sugar Commandments

The psychology of persuasion 

Invest in yo’self

Important things to notice on dates

More tips on budgeting

A note on social media safety (IMPORTANT)

Getting ready for a date tips (makeup, hair, etc.)

Know how Americans do EVERYTHING differently? From the metric system to spelling to degrees?

Well it was also us whacky Americans that started using forks in our right hands instead of the left.

The left handed fork allows you to hold down your food while the knife does the real work of cutting and then sliding the food up the tines of the fork.

It’s perceived as more elegant and is actually far more logical.