Don't Tell My Mom

See, even Chrissy Teigen knows what’s up! 🤗😂😉

Hi kids, mommy’s home.

OMG I haven’t lifted since I turned 18 (way back in September) I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE DOING THIS MY GOD.

Regardless, my nerves were high today, so here’s my “getting back into things” haul. Enjoy!

ICING Sunnies // 12.50 Fake nails // 9 Bougie ass pom pom // 18

URBAN OUTFITTERS Mustard G string // 10

VICTORIAS SECRET Frilly fun stuff // 16.50 x 5

SHOPPERS Brow pencil // 17 Mascara // 9

SMALL HAUL BIG BANK

LEMME JUST START WITH THESE FUCKING EARRINGS OK I AM SO MAD !!!!!!!

The earrings are Ela Rae. Expensive shit, but I have NEVER SEEN an UGLIER/DIRTIER piece of jewelry that was SO FUCKING exPENSIVE I AM SO MAD. RegulAR 258$$$$$ SALe is 159 $$$ !!!!!! I was so mad about how expensive and ugly they were and the fact that there was such a big security tag on them that I flat out took them out of pettiness. Oops.

ANTHROPOLOGIE earrings that trigger me // 258

SEPHORA better than sex mascara // 30

UO rooster // 12 dagger // 12

FOSSIL card wallet // 25

HAUL #9!! Lmao I grabbed a skirt with a tag but nothing beeped thank god😩🙏🏼 BIGGEST HAUL SO FAR‼️🙏🏼🎉

💳Pacsun💳 💰Biggie hat x2: $43 💰CK hat: $32 💰Huf hat x2: $63 💰Kendall and Kylie sweats (wearing): $34.95 💰Selfie light case: $23

💳UO💳 💰Limecrime Lipsticks x2: $40 💰G-string: $8

💳Natygal💳 💰Hoops: $18 ???

💳Express💳 💰Bomber jacket x2: $396 💰Dark Jeans: $80

💳Zara💳 💰Green dress: $20 💰Gray dress: $20 💰Flower jeans x3: $210

💳American Apparel💳 💰Green skirt: $65 💰White skirt: $54

💳Sephora💳 💰Peach pallet: $49 💰Peach blush: $30 💰KVD Alchemist palette: $32 💰Bite gold lip gloss: $22 💰Becca: $38

💳VS💳 💰body sprays x5: $90