the same things happening to me all the time

i’ve never been in a situation where luck got me out of being caught (thank god) but there was this guy that always used to lift at the store i worked at and lemme tell you- this guy SUCKED.

he was so obvious and was literally going against all basic lifting knowledge (looking directly at cameras, sketchy clothing, SPRINTING AWAY FROM SA’S!!!) And the worst part was that he hit us every day at the exact same time so my managers immediately caught on and vowed that the next time they saw him they were gonna call the police.

The next night, i’m working the night shift and i see him come in and immediately in my head i’m like “this guy is such a bad lifter he deserves to get caught” so i start to call my manager over. but suddenly, a part of me sympathized with him. i didn’t know why he was lifting but maybe he had a good reason to. so as quickly as i could i wrote a note, shoved it in a store basket, and snuck over to him.

“hi” i said, “would you like a basket to help you shop today?” of course he was freaked out by me since i was a worker and declined. then, a little forcefully i said with a smile “take the basket” and shoved it in his hand, with the note attached. he looked at me strangely and then read the note as i walked away. the note said “you suck at shoplifting :( email me at [email protected] for some help”

luckily he got the hint, ditching his shit, and as he left the store we made really intense eye contact.

low and behold when i got home i had received an email from him and from there i gave him a ton of tips, and obviously he was super surprised that i actually was helping him. when i got to the point where i could trust him i gave him my number and we really grew to like each other so now i have an awesome, funny, caring lifting bf who is learning about lifting beside me. and i think that was pretty lucky :)

MY ACTIONS WERE INSPIRED BY THAT ONE POST WITH THE SUPER COOL SA FROM ULTA/SEPHORA BUT I FORGET WHO’S STORY THAT IS!!! let me know if it was you.

‼️THIS IS ON SNAPCHAT IN A DAILYMAIL ARTICLE GUYS‼️

❤️the “its been a minute since i posted anything, much leas a grocery haul, and we ran out of milk and bread” haul❤️

❤️store: trader joes❤️ ❤️total: lmao❤️ ❤️goodies: endless❤️

story time!!! me and ally aka @smokeyandthebandit had gone in and done the deed. we had loaded my trunk up with both of our hauls - like $400 worth of groceries total guys. all the hard shit was done. we were home free.

THEN MY FUCKING CAR WOULDN’T START. we sat there with a trunk full of lifted groceries stalled out in the middle of the parking lot with a fucking useless old ass getaway car that wouldn’t fucking start and i saw every decision in my life flash before my eyes.

but thank god for the lil asian man who helped me start it and we got the hell outta dodge.

but it makes a good story so there ya go

Hey what is up all you gamers xxminecraftxx back at it again with another minecraft tutorial!

LUSH:

Magical moringa - $45

Million dollar moisturiser - $55

Gorgeous moisturiser - $75

VALLEYGIRL:

Strappy top - $10

COTTON ON:

Lace gstring - $10

MYER

OPI nail polish x3 - $69

KMART:

Sinful Colours nail polish - $4

LOVISA:

Crystal hair piece - $33

2x rings - $22

Hoop earrings -$16

DUSK:

Candle - $40

WOOLWORTHS

nutmeg - $3

Monster energy drink - $3

E.B. GAMES:

Logitech mouse - $130

THE BODYSHOP:

Powder foundation - $39

3x makeup brushes - $67

TYPO

4x Pens - $32

TOTAL: 652

Boosting Haul (The day I lost my Chill™)

Ulta & Sephora: $1,468 Sephora was really good to me this time around. Look at the fucking teddy bear hair brushes!!!!! I’ve been lusting for them foreverrrr. If you don’t have them pls do yourself a favor and pick them up. So soft and cute, plus the adorable little bag. Naked Heat boosts amazingly well. I’ve already sold out and need to go get more. Everyone should try Berry Bubbly as well, it feels weird but it leaves your face uber smooth

Altar’d State: $292 This store is so hit or miss! The clothing I got this time was on point but most of the rest of their stuff was repulsive. The dangly choker has pissed me the fuck off.. I can’t get it untangled 😡

World Market: $109 DO NOT try green tea kit kats. They are disgusting. However, the Pocky, quinoa, and cider were all delicious.

VS: $226 Is anyone else experiencing really difficult pencil tags at VS these days? Either my hook or the tag was being bitchy - and I don’t think hooks go bad lol.

B&N: $229 Headphones were RFID tagged. I didn’t realize they were wireless when I grabbed them! They are my new favorite toy. Also peep the notebook with Gustav Klimt’s “The Kiss” on the front 🤤

you stroll in

grab a shopping bag.

get all the undies that you want and put them on the bottom. 

grab a shirt or two that you don’t really care about, or maybe you want idk and put that on top. 

add another layer of undies that you don’t necessarily want as decoys.

grab another sweatshirt or some socks and add another layer. by this time, ur bag should be nice an heavy,

if you want, top it of with another layer of bras or whatever. the trick is to make your bag look as big as possible, that way the SAs don’t notice when you take the undies but are focused on all the rest of the shit that you have in your bag,

take into dressing room. 

conceal inside

walk back out

3 million online scams later, here is a haul! Plus some going out to to the mall today because I had energy, I also bought the figures with boosted money so I just had to put them in because uhhhh monster girls fuckkkkk.

🌸 Makeup

Dose of color lip stuff x5- $90 all together

ABH blush kit- $30

KVD saint/sinner Palette- $62

HUDA beauty desert dusk Palette- $65

ABH sugar glow kit - $40

Morphe Jackyln hill palette- $32

ABH lip sticks x3 - $54

KVD liner - $20

IT brush limited edition set - $58

🌸 PC parts

Graphics card - $430 ish

Motherboard- $119

Power supply - $90

Ram - $90 ( these fuckers went up in price so hard)

Heat sink - like $40 or somethin idk

Processor - $190

🌸 Clothing

AE jacket- $100

AE scarf wrap thing- $25

Urban outfitters mittens- $20

VS bomber- like $80 or something

VS panties- $36

VS yellow pullover- $60

VS leggings x2 - $90

🌸 random nic-nacks

Organizers - $26

Pusheen mystery box x12 - $126

Pusheen Passport and luggage tag- $20

Hicking stick things - $120

Claires Holiday hair stuff and earrings - 18.50

MT dew- Honestly I have like 5 is it even worth it to list at this point, 

🌸 Art stuff

One copic marker- $7

tbh idk how much this shit costs so lets just say its all $100 and be done with it.

the 🌱 @yeetlifter was getting real cocky and i was scared haul 🌱

🐢move to canada guys, stealing is easy :)🐢

💚thAT LITTLE PIN SHOWS HOW LAZY I AM,,, i clearly didn’t check for tags enough bc i walked out w that.💚

First haul to break $1000!!! So happy rn ☺️💖✨

✨ DAVID JONES ✨

💖 Calvin Klein black modern t-shirt bra $60 💖 Calvin Klein black flirty push up bra $70 💖 Calvin Klein black bikini slip x2 $50 💖 Emporio Armani ladies knitted push up bra $80 💖 Levante Lev Maiella crew socks $17 💖 JT ONE Aqua lace bra $25 💖 Heidi Klum jet/cameo rose midi brief $35 💖 Heidi Klum jet/cameo contour balconnet bra $70 💖 Heidi Klum black/toasted almond hipster mesh with lace $17 💖 Heidi Klum black/toasted almond fit bra mesh with lace $45 💖 Heidi Klum pristine/toasted almond hipster mesh with lace $17 💖 Papinelle cashmere blend bed socks (charcoal) $30 💖 Agent Provocateur Stephanie brief (Ivory) $140 💖 Country Road bar fine necklace (rose gold) $50 💖 L'Occitane almond milk hand creme $14

✨ LUSH ✨

💖 The Sacred Truth mask $14 💖 Rosy Cheeks mask $14 💖 Gorgeous moisturiser $75 💖 BB Seaweed Fresh Face mask $14 💖 Magical Moringa Moisturiser $55

✨ OTHER ✨

💖Witchery rib socks x2 $26 💖Kikki K slim ballpoint pen 5pk $10 💖Colette drop bar earrings x2 $16 💖Victoria’s Secret Secret Angel fragrance mist $49 💖Sportsgirl pout about it lipstick x2 $20

Hey guys this is my first haul!

I tested the cup method (small haul bc the SA’s were up my ass and I was scared for something to fall out of the cup lol)

Miss Sporty Gel Shine - $2.50

Rimmel Extra Super Lash - $4

Rimmel Scandal Eyes - $7

Rimmel Glam - $7