Swiper Go Swiping

How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

Forever reblog

CONGRATULATIONS GIRL, it’s gorgeous! What method did you use?

sick! price tag?

Me.

This is from Buzzfeed’s “This is what one size fits all actually looks like on all body types” article. This is the mobile link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/heres-what-one-size-fits-all-looks-like-on-all?s=mobile

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

I make you sad and sexually frustrated

I write sins not tragedies

when you know you’re doing it right

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

Damn