Life With Patty

It’s late and Shannon’s ready to go home, yet Giraffe’s still schmoozing the stragglers.

Patty had seen birds of a feather flocking together, but never a bird with feathers like this.

That Allison prefers her brassiere on the outside is none of Patty’s business.

While Bird looks on, Patty commences her own space program by harnessing the power of Giraffe and a rusty inversion table.

After a rough night of Ouzo on the rocks, Patty and Marge find themselves on the rocks.

It’s Summer and in Downtown, Los Angeles Shane, Sheela and rescue dog, William, share an intimate moment over donuts and ice-cream.

In San Diego airport Giraffe approaches Ron, in quiet prayer that he is on her flight.

Bored senseless, Pig livens up the game with a streak.

In a blur, a voracious Pig disappears across the top of the baking aisle while Giraffe is left to ponder that her offer of a leg-up had been a mistake.

There may be 2 straws in Carol's slushfloat, but Pig won't get to suck on either unless he turns and smiles for the camera.

And so it is.

Patty's serene skill at Hide and Seek has her opponent Allison tearing at her hair.

Meanwhile, Down Under, Lozza captures the wildlife in a novel way- with her Patty puppet show.

On the wrong land mass for roses, Giraffe decides it's time to wake up and smell the palm trees.

West Oxfordshire Easter Egg Hunt Stand Off.

Patty considers a stick to help the others trapped behind glass break free.