Misquotes

No, you're gross. Feet are fine.

We must not discriminate when feeding kangaroo meat to whales.

I have a twinkie and a severed arm in my backpack.

Whatever you do, don't drop the subscripts!

If you want a synthesizer, you might as well just get a crazy dog.

So, instead of trying to lift an elephant, you're only trying to lift a hippo.

Oh no! A rogue falafel!

I can make anybody photogenic except fat people.

"When you get to the end of this class, you are going to feel like you didn't learn a lot"

"You live off of sourdough!"

"A baby! Let's catch him!"

I was peed to eat biscuits and gravy!

I have zest and tenacity you could never imagine.

Dang it! Stupid skirt! You stole my spot!

I missed your hips

You feel way different than a girl.