desire, i want to turn into you!

It's all so terribly unchic.

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

the present compulsion to sort basically any woman-directed punk band into riot grrrl strikes me as regressive for the same reasons gender segregation always is. it's pretty clearly being done by people who don't understand how absolutely integral women have always been to punk rock and it's becoming corrupt into a term that means "punk rock for girls"

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

Mixing crab dna with horses to make horses that go sideways

just clicked a sausage link

Stop normalizing football

I am pathologically always speaking in a manner of jest