Useless, Gay, and Willing to Die For Julie Andrews

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

what’s wrong with chewing ass?

@thebibliosphere @pangur-and-grim

Well, that’s one book waiting for me when I get back home! Also, please tell your publisher Cosmos is the goodest dog 💖

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

God forbid women do anything

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

Got forbid a female character have a moment of irrationality or snapping in an emotional moment or not having everything perfect or even just be kind of mean, because fandom will hold it against her like she kicked their pet.

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to