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reba trying to say ice
The struggle of a southern accent!!!
whatâs wrong with chewing ass?

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.
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you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.
Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!
How much does this effect you?
Nothing changes
It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty
It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out
I don't know if I'll be able to live like this
Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?
I might just kill myself
Results/other
thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much
As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.
Also helpful to note: the techbros and their pet statistical engines are still failing.
for the lovely lovely deafies out there who want to get involved in direct action you absolutely 100% cannot ever bring a hearing aid or cochlear implant with bluetooth to any direct action. bluetooth devices all carry a unique signal that can be used to identify you if it's picked up at a direct action. go with a [more] hearing buddy and communicate in sign language. if you don't mutually know a sign language then come up with gestures. do not risk your freedom because you want to have your hearing aid/cochlear implant at the action. it's not worth it.
flock cameras are also now tracking bluetooth device signatures when you pass them. if you drive past a flock camera with your bluetooth-enabled hearing aid or cochlear implant, the flock camera knows you passed through
Wait I just realized this is gonna apply to all cgms and most if not all insulin pumps. Theyâre all Bluetooth devices, itâs essential to how they work
I did not think it possible, but I have just developed even more hatred, derision, and contempt for the perpetual surveillance state.
Magical Summer: Round 3 Poll 5
Maleficent (Dragon) v Mary Poppins
Who is the better magical lady?
Maleficent
Mary Poppins
Maleficent (Dragon) :: Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Mary Poppins :: Mary Poppins films (1964, 2018)
This magical nanny is so awesome she almost defies descriptors. Is she a witch? Possibly. A fae? Perhaps. Is she some other kind of immortal deity who never ages? It's totally plausible. Even her magic itself is hard to explain or quantify -- were those chalk drawings Bert drew always full of people and animals, or was that all just created whole-cloth with Mary's magic? We see her make things float, understand animal speech, and even turn back time in the sequel. And then of course there's the aspect of adults "always forgetting" the magic they've experienced with her that's explicitly stated in Mary Poppins Returns -- is that just a side effect of Mary's magic, or is that something she actively does? And all this while always looking and acting perfectly put-together and classy.
Uh, pardonne-moi?? What do you mean my girl Mary is losing?
Look, I get it â I like dragons too. Maleficentâs a bad-ass. âMistress of all Evil,â sure. But considering weâre just talking Maleficentâs dragon form alone here? I donât recall Mary dying from a sword to the chest. I donât recall Mary ever being petty or losing her temper enough to turn into a story-high fire-breathing lizard â no, if we look at the musical, if Mary gets mad at you, sheâll force you to drink your own toxic medicine and then lock you up in a birdcage, all with the coldest composure. (I must admit, though, the image of Mary Poppins decked out in armor and wielding the Sword of Truth is kind of amazing.)
But yeah. Vote for our practically perfect nanny!! âď¸
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game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system
me: apply pokemon logic
To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.
yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons
go outside and try to suplex a bird
tell me how bug resists fighting
go outside and try to suplex a bug
tumblr should have a little clippy guy, a tumblrweed or something, that pops up and says "hey it looks like you posted this exact joke 15 months ago, are you sure you want to do yhis"
YEAH i wanna post this again tumblrweed, shit is HILARIOUS
YEAH i wanna post this again tumblrweed, shit is HILARIOUS
hahaha tumblrweed
BRIDGERTONÂ (2020 - present) 3.08 âInto the Lightâ // 4.07 âThe Beyondâ
Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end
The normalization of the surveillance state has gotten absolutely out of hand. My coworker's boyfriend went out drinking with a friend last night and didn't come home so my coworker was understandably a bit worried. But then after he was found alive and hungover in a friends bathtub, I had to listen to my coworkers talking about all the ways to keep tabs on the guy. Airtag his wallet. Location sharing his phone at all times. Everyone is nodding along offering suggestions like slipping airtags under his shoe insole or buying him an apple watch.
And it just devolved further into all the ways they're gonna monitor their kids when they become teenagers and keep track of where they are at all times. And like jesus fucking christ. I get being worried when you can't get ahold of someone that's not where they're supposed to be but also we need to calm the fuck down.
How are people supposed to exist when the person they're dating can monitor every time they take a different route home from work? How are kids supposed to become independent people when their parents can see every time they sneak to the convenience store during study hall?
Somehow in the last like 15 years we've slipped from serious debates on if security cameras in high schools was a violation of student privacy and if gps monitoring your kids car was overprotective parenting, to a presumption that everyone should have a security camera on their front door, their location shared at all times, and their kids microchipped.
Want to know why everyone these days has anxiety? Because it's near impossible to exist without someone watching.

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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest