Life Poetry

Mr Sexy

Toughen up wimps, I sweat like a beast all the time, prepare to feel my pain

😩 i don’t want to. also, Miss Poems, screw you and mr. Right, I blame both of you for this

I mean you’re not wrong, we are the reason for the move. At least you two don’t have to stay there

I'm about to write 10k words today! :)

Update: I hit 2k! :)

Update: I hit 4k! :)

Keep going my guy

DUDE

SHUT UP

OH MY FUCKING HELL

DONT YOU DARE

Shut up Drawings it’s hilarious

What she said

Aww, my babies team up when threatened

You know what JEANETTE

Hey no that’s not allowed

Why not?

im the oldest I make the rules

MUTINY

RARG

Well the cat likes me

What she said

Aww, my babies team up when threatened

You know what JEANETTE

Hey no that’s not allowed

Reverse human

I have no idea what this means but I’m still terrified

It means me

guys i posted something on tumblr :0

Yay 🎉 congrats, and welcome to the dark forbidden hole called tumblr. You’re here now. You can’t get out. Soon we will come. It will seem innocent. Then we will destroy your life. We will consume you, break you, control you so that nothing besides tumblr matters. And when you are living alone in a log cabin with your phone and computer, hissing at intruders, we will know our job is complete

rub a dub dub three men in a tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay

i just snorted and woke up my cat

Ok???? Like, as a weapon? Or maybe just, like, glue them to your arms

maybe you can become that dude with scissors for hands except you have forceps instead of scissors

I... I cannot begin to express how much this post has changed me. I am no longer who I was. How could I be, after realizing that we could all be Edward Scissor-ceps

I am person A

Twist: the imposter is a nun

guys i posted something on tumblr :0

Congrats, have a moldy sparrow pie that I found in an unspeakable place