Life, Transposed.

I have been the worst. What up, tumblr fam?

Why am I on Tinder? Am I trying for a complex?

I had a really great day today. My hair was fly. My work dress was legit. I laughed with my co-workers and I got shit done. I will cap off this day of good with ridiculous teen television and a burrito bowl from Chipotle. When a good day happens, especially after a string of shitty ones, pause and thank the universe for the reprieve.

Gale: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now

I came home and took a shot vodka before I even put down my purse.

Sleeps with the guy you were interested in, without knowing that you were harboring some protective friend crush on him, do you have the right to be pissed? And if you are pissed, how does one make their face not pissed at work? How do you keep from murdering the entire office with a stapler? If a tree falls down in the woods... Heh, I thought high school was over but I guess we all just wear better clothes now.

*hipster shrug* I officially have no fucks to give. I have given them all away over my 27 years of life and I am bereft.

Shade-y.

#workitout #18days