Oh, did I mention I'm from another dimension.

a perfectly ripe mango could change the trajectory of my life

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

guys. do you know we're getting ilya and shane being boyfriends and in love on screen. and we get to watch that with our own two eyes.

I actually think that this season feels so crowded is intentional bc there’s going to be a CLEAR tonal shift from the sparseness of season 1 where everything is so internal. It was something to hide but no one was looking. Now everyone is looking….