I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

Aborted Abortion Doctor: i would have loved to give you a safe abortion..... if i wasnt aborted. by me.

dan saying we need universal basic income so people have more free time to draw dan and phil yaoi is up there with the funniest and realest things he's ever said

Niall Horan and Amelia Woolley attend TOPJAW's 10th Anniversary Party at The Standard Hotel on November 6, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Nicky J Sims/Getty Images)

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.