your neighbourhood lesbian

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

Ahah I’m here

#im just a guy #guyblogging

@vee-lociraptor

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

eated a fucking apple today

is this real

i really hope so boss. i really hope so

i choose to believe we live in a world where eated a fucking apple is possible 💯

so true!!! life is full of many wonders to behold.

(guy who shall say voice) i shan’t say

im explosion lover so its very pretty

can we talk about how the grinch was a fag or will the woke mob cancel me

Saying "mosquitoes are annoying" after one bites me but shaking my head the whole time so the attractive single ecologists in my area know I understand their value in the ecosystem and that we would slowly die if they went extinct

hey dont worry this is a tumblr post. youve seen these before. you know what to do. you've got this. i promise.