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me

pitbull is the reason why they don’t let people out of cuba

Mark zukerberg is so dumb he bought instagram for like a billion dollars when he could have went to the app store and downloaded it for free

if you slow down rihanna voice she sound like sean kingston 

take off her make up she prolly look like him too 

drunk puppies

in the fifth grade we had elections for class president (which is actually the stupidest thing ever what can the “”“president”“” of a group of like maybe 30 kids do anyway I DIGRESS) and me and my friend were running and we both agreed that we would vote for each other but then when it came time to vote i voted for myself and i won and the moral of the story is i’ve been an asshole most of my life

i’m so tired of mila kunis always getting “sexiest woman of the year” awards. lesbi honest she’s not even a 10. she’s like a 7.5/10