be good

having hot fries and a triple shot mocha at 12:25 ill see you bitches on the turlit

tell me mark zuckerberg ain't gon taste good, tell me

If they're in a bad mood, tomorrow they're gonna praise me. If they're in a good mood, tomorrow they're gonna hate me.

Man when I was 12 and on the internet we all knew it was a bad idea and we all suffered the consequences, now you come across people using incredibly grown up language and when you interact accordingly they're like WOAH IM ONLY 15 WHAT ARE YOU DOING and im like ??? what are YOU doing???? Quit putting yourself in adult spaces on the internet and getting shocked when people MISTAKE YOU FOR AN ADULT

I found my metal nail file so basically its over for you bitches

remember that time jynxi was like "omg you still dress up for Halloween thats a kid thing to do" and then booted up minecraft like 10 minutes later

the only person who's going to tell a man that he's a good listener is another man because honestly what reference do they even have