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Misc | Michael Rosenbaum photoshoots

Water Boyfriends

“Don't worry, Roger. I'm going to give you a new identity. One that's a little less upstanding. Maybe a murderer. Maybe a drug dealer. Either way, you'll lose your job, your house, and your family.”

“I want him to love me.” (inspired by @clarkslex)

SMALLVILLE | SEASON 4 EPISODE 15 “"Sacred”

literally the whole show was like this

—Smallville, “Leech” + “Mortal”

Lex Luthor (requested by Anonymous)

LEX LUTHOR Smallville 2×03 (Duplicity)

“I’m warning you. Stay away from me and stay away from my friends. Trust me there won’t be any blood on my hands when they find what’s left of you.”

Clark Kent and Jimmy Olsen | Smallville 8×07 (Identity)

—Lex Luthor, Smallville, “Talisman”