Student/Writer?

Aries: meet me in the shadow realm bitch

Taurus: sometimes self care is lounging in the shower while playing best fiends and that's ok

Gemini: at what point did the moon say "hey motherfucker time to turn into a god damn wolf for the night"

Cancer: if that's a kink i am out bye

Leo: spyro the dragon is the disabled hero we deserve

Virgo: sorry buddy i'm not here for that shit tonight go haunt someone else

Libra: have you ever wanted to fight an artist who's been dead for centuries

Scorpio: remember in 2005 when everything happened

Sagittarius: the sagittarius in me wants that but the rest of me does not

Capricorn: what do you put on a playlist with an anime opening? owl city

Aquarius: fight me you spectral bitch