ok this is so petty but i heard my ex bf will probably be breaking up with his rebound gf soon (or rather, she will be breaking up with HIM) and im so smug about it. this whole time ive been like “waaaaah he’s gonna marry her but he didn’t wanna marry meeeee she’s gonna replace me in our friend group wah” meanwhile he has publicly admitted to being jealous of HER DOG, said “it doesn’t matter if we don’t have anything in common”, and he’s taking two weeks off to play a video game REMASTER (his favorite video game that is very special to him) and she thought he was joking and said it was “lowbrow” lmaoooooo

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out