promises to keep

*Flexes Largely And His Rippling Muscles Create A Shockwave That Travels Through The Entire Mansion. Buff Lexaeus Leaves To Walk His Evening Stroll And The Quake’s Begin.*

he woke up from a nine year coma and i could’ve played it cool and give him the venom snake route but No i went with buff heuy

Milky?

the inspiration for the New and Improved Lexaeus

Hey Guy’s! I Heard Someone Here Just Got Fucke’d Up! Anyway I Am Here To Remind Everyone To Play Nice, Or The God Of Milky’s Will Not Bless You With Bountiful Enrichment This Year! See You Guy’s At The Milk Festival! *Lexaeus Stomp’s Away Merrily; His Large Step’s Creating A Small Chaos Within The Hall. Someone Is Gonna Have To Clean Up This Mess. The Mess Lexaeus Did Not Realize He Made.

Fools. You Cannot Kill A God

*Chuckle’s Largely*

i’m surprised my muscle mass was kept intact even after being in a coma for 9 whole years

[wakes up after 9 years in a coma]