Levy Mcgarden

• crashes even when not doing anything

@kaorou KEEPS SAYING IM CUTE HELP ME

YOU ARE THE CUTEST CUTE TO EVER CUTE + anyone who says otherwise can fight me

ILL FITE

IF YA KEEP SAYING YOU’RE NOT CUTE I’LL FIGHT YOU TOO but gently, because I love you

omg stop this insanity

I mean, i’m down to fight anyone, but i think this chat is pretty adorable.

@levy-fun-size is this really why you wanted me to log in?

Call out post for @king–gajeel because he’s just the bee’s knees. 

omg yes, i have the best puns ready. Just for him!

I miss him. and @levy-fun-size

ha!

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@levy-fun-size is this really why you wanted me to log in?

yee (also so you could make friends)

Today In Biology I told this girl to keep her tits in her shirt because she was hounding me for answers to questions I hadn’t even gotten to on the packet yet.

#bio #more like #bye no.

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jesus dude how old is this post?

oh.. mygod

cursed image.

KAT :) mythical creatures do exist here you are

YOUR IMAGE IS CUUUUURSED

cursed image.

Last night I had a dream that one of those ‘guess your weight’ guys at a carnival offered to guess my favorite Overwatch character for a dollar, but he never guessed correctly, so I asked for my dollar back, but he really wanted the dollar so he just kept guessing and going back over characters he already named, but he never named my actual favorite, so I just let him keep the dollar and I woke up.

so like, you know how sometimes you imagine how a historical figure would react if your brought them to the present and showed them what the future was like? well like, keep in mind that we have a lot of diseases around now that we didn’t use to. if like say George Washington was brought to 2016, he’d get like, 10 different diseases that we weren’t even aware existed because our immune systems are used to them plus like 40 diseases that we are aware of, and then bring them all back to the past when he goes home. same with if you went back to the past to Washington’s era. sure you’d be the healthiest person there, but all the germs from your body would get everyone around you sick.

... are you ok?