Hello?

Jokes aside, I have no idea what happened to it.

I haven’t moved at all in the last thirty minutes, but somehow between saving those photosets to my drafts and this very moment I lost my phone. It’s just gone. I’m afraid forces are conspiring against me here.

The overwhelming majority of the people who reblogged that image are all Daves. Honestly, of all of the people in my own universe for me to get word of I’m shocked Dave isn’t one of them, in some form or another. He seems the type to come to prominence after releasing some eclectic indie movie, which is only found after a painstaking, elaborate, years-long ARG involving real-life excavations and analysis of minute aspects of his dumb webcomic.