iridescent, iris for short

MC: Lucifer, give me patience. Mammon: I think you mean 'give me strength'. MC: If I asked for strength, you'd be dead.

MC: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Thirteen: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. MC: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Thirteen: MC, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Simeon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. MC: Killed without hesitation. Simeon: No.

MC: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?  Belphegor: *turning to Mammon* How tall are you?

MC: Levi, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Levi, without looking up from his phone: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later MC: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Solomon.

MC, after a year in the Devildom: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Mammon: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Lucifer: Mammon no. MC: Mistlefoe. Lucifer: Please stop encouraging him.

MC: Am I in trouble? Lucifer: Take a guess. MC: No? Lucifer: Take another guess.

Asmo : Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?