go hard or go home.

Okay I think it’s time for you to step away from the books.

Studying is the only thing that makes sense right now, Tris.

That is adorable. Very soulmate like, I like it. You really don’t think that maybe getting out into the fre — Hah! Okay, forget that. Neither of us are really leaving the house, that’s where the real fun is if I do say so myself. Although, Carson, a party wouldn’t kill you. Socialization and what not.

Speaking of soul mates, according to Chinese and Japanese legends, there is a little red string that is connected to you, which connects you to your soul mate. The string may stretch or tangle, but it can't break. Isn't that interesting? We're two balls of fun, aren't we? Brayden, are there even parties around right now? And who wants to socialise anyway. Socialising is for people who have a social life.

Most people don't want to know about facts, like otters hold hands when sleeping so they don't drift away from each other. That's adorable, isn't it? And I don't know about you, but I certainly am. I mean, there's nothing else to do. Right? I don't go out to parties, I hardly ever drink.. isn't that what fun is these days?

What happened to your car and why are you depressed?

Oh wow I’m sorry. Why don’t you run to the corner store or something and get new bananas and butter?

If only it was that easy. I have to get my car fixed and I feel too depressed to even go outside.