Caution to the Wind

scroogled

literally every single thing I’ve ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I’ll die

ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

Will I die for you? Yes. Will I turn subtitles off for you? No.

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

literally all i do is open tabs. then maybe i close them and then i open some more

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

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