Letters to Lemony

Dear Lemony Snicket, Since I have not been following your advice, I have been doing a lot of reading, mainly unfortunate events. While rerereading your notes on the misadventures of the Beaudelaires orphans, I have found myself asking questions out loud to nobody in particular. "Why has he not made a timeline of the events? How old is Sunny Beaudelaire? When did these events happened? Why can't I find my cup of coffee ?" These are but a few, yet important questions that I seek to answer throughout these letters. I am sending them to you so you may provide them to your kind editor. Maybe in future editions of your books, we'll know on what day the Beaudelaire's arrived at Dr. Montgomery's mansion. Or maybe, with these letters, we'll find out our work has all been in vain. Sincerely, a kind volunteer.