H O L M E S

“i uh… i heard you were good at solving mysteries. i don’t know if anyone’s come to you about this before… but how the hell are dead people showing up here?”

             “Well my dear, we’re apparently NOT real. A work of fiction and the worlds we come from-- well it’s an alternative universe if you will. I’ve been researching it since I’ve arrived. Would you like me to go into more detail?”

Jim giggled. “Oh dear dear d e a r, I’ve touched a nerve. My apologies,” he said, head tilting chin upwards. “Pardon me if I don’t scurry for the door. Everyone is so boring here. I very nearly blew my brains out.” He purses his lips thoughtfully before amending, “Again. How is the pet, by the way? I never did get to say goodbye.”

                       “I may be JEALOUS of your curiosity of John,” he scowled slightly and leaned back in his chair. “John Watson is married AND has a child as well.” Rolling his eyes at the mention of John’s new life. Sherlock would likes to explain this as abandonment. Of course, Sherlock is hardly surprised to see Jim wanting to press more. He missed it.

‘ EARLOBES?? you already seem like a fucking weirdo. so i think i’ll stay. the weirdos always make things interesting.’ 

               “Do as you wish.”

The hunter adverted his gaze to the man’s work. He couldn’t even begin to comprehend what the man seemed so fascinated about. Sam placed his phone in his back pocket, feeling slightly defeated. “I am a law enforcer, actually. I’m just not on duty at the moment.”

                       Dropping the tweezers and scalpel, he glanced over at the Winchester. He supposed the man did give him a bit of entertainment, so it would be rude for Sherlock to outright ignore him. “You’re a law enforcer. I can understand how it would be a sore spot to pinch at. I’ll keep an eye out for the male you’re seeking.”

“How about this then?” Violet asked as she turned herself invisible in front of the man.

         “Talking to soddin’ thin air again.” Bringing his hand up to rub at his forehead and he assumes he needs rest.