Nay x

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

BA DUM TSSSSSS

♫ say something, I’m giving up on school ♫

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

Do you ever just want to not wake up

if he likes raisin bran we’re breaking up

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

This happened in real life yesterday

@NiallOfficial: look whats goin on! @harry_styles is wreckin to kitchen to make muffins for @rednoseday ! Wey hey! | 19/02

half the fun of listening to the 1975 is trying to figure out what the fuck matt healy is saying