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About me

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

For someone who claims to love books I spend a heck of a lot of time not reading them

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

2012 me meets current me

Any hot sugar daddies follow me? Poor student looking to make some money by doing absolutely nothing except look cute