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Pero x Frankie x Jack x f!reader
Euclidean Geometry Masterlist** [ongoing]
They make no attempt to define what this is, who they are to each other. All they know is that now they are together.
Agent Whiskey:
A Bit of a Fright (Whiskey x f!reader) (Writer Wednesday one-shot)
Despite your hatred of horror movies, you tag along with your fellow Statesman agents to Halloween Horror Nights. Fortunately, one particular agent takes it upon himself to help you out when things get too intense.
Rights and Wrongs** (Whiskey x f!reader)
Whiskey helps you get an abortion.
Part 1. // Part 2.**
Pero Tovar:
Stranger At My Gate** (Pero Tovar x modern!OFC) [COMPLETE]
A time-traveling Pero. A modern woman trying her best. A kitchen full of possibility. A helping of Midwestern kindness. A dash of magic. And a whole lot of Christmas spirit.
Dieter Bravo:
Waterproof** (Dieter Bravo x f!reader)
Watched The Bubble. Had a thought. That thought was: I wanna edge Dieter Bravo until he cries and ruins that silly eyeliner.
Marcus Pike:
Congressman Marcus Pike** (Marcus Pike x f!reader) [Ongoing]
Marcus Pike is young, progressive, unbelievably handsome, and the newly elected representative for Texasâs 27th congressional district. He gave up his FBI badge and successfully ran for Congress to make change and help people, but he never expected that in between meetings and votes and fundraisers that he would also fall for someone againâŚ
Max Phillips:
i cannot get you close enough** (alpha!Max Phillips x omega!fem!reader)
âYou have to invite me in, sweetheart.â
Oh. Right. Vampire.
âCome in, please,â you say demurely, and Maxâs smile widens as he steps over the threshold into your apartment. He reaches for you again immediately, kicking your door closed and pulling you close.
âGood girl,â he murmurs. âSuch a polite little Omega.â
Ezra:
Focus (Kinktober in June)** (Ezra x f!reader)
Hypnokink with Ezra. Thatâs it, thatâs the fic.
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I'm back with my silly game, and a special thank you to @simpingforjoel for reminding me about it!
Some of these will be very easy, but hopefully some will make you scratch your head and test your Pedro boy knowledge! I hope I'm not hit with another content warning lable (I'm looking at you đđđ) but hands are innocent enough I think?
This is how you play: check the photos below the cut, make your guesses and put them in a reblog, making sure to hide your answers below a "Read More" cut. I'll see your reblog and give you your score
I wanted to make a post about the movie because I keep seeing comments about how "empty" of content it is or how simplistic it is, and I read a very good reflection:
I can't say It better! The post isn't mine and it's on Threads, but I needed to share it here! All credit goes to the original user.
It's a light and fun movie, yes, but that doesn't mean it's devoid of meaning. Especially when it deals with the literal remnants of fascism, criminal syndicates, human/creature trafficking... not to mention the references to gladiatorial combat, which were very interesting. We forget that what the film tells us, both about the "villains" and the shortcomings and virtues of the New Republic, are the seeds of what we see in the subsequent films. But no, Mando don't contribute anything to the "Star Wars lore".
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I NEED TO KNOW IF DINJAMIN SURVIVES IM QUITE STONED AND I HADN'T ACTUALLY CONTEMPLATED THAT HE MIGHT NOT COME OUT OF THIS ONE ALIVE
I'VE BEEN RUINED BY MARVEL
I TOTALLY FEEL YOU RE: MARVEL
Answer under the cut:
Fear not, Din lives!! I had been very nervous leading up to the movie that he wouldnât and weâd have to go thru yet another Pedro Pascal character death, but nope, Dinâs fine!
I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about it but my spoiler-free overall feeling is I loved it, there was so much I loved about it, there was also so much more I wanted from it.
If anyone has questions about it/wants to be spoiled about whether or not certain characters make it out alive before you see it, etc., feel free to DM!
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Thereâs something immeasurably beautiful about humans, in that they can be the furthest from Earth that anyone has ever traveled, and the first thing they want to do is express love.
The crew of Artemis II officially broke the record previously set by Apollo 13 in 1970, and the first thing they did was name a crater, Carroll, after the late wife of Commander Reid Wiseman.
It doesnât matter how far from home I am, I will always be thinking of you. When I look up at the night sky, I think of you. When I ponder human existence and the importance of this mission, I think of you. I want a place for you, forever. I want the whole world to know about you and how much I love you. People say theyâd give the one they love the moon, if they could.
So I chose a beautiful bright spot on the moon, and itâs yours, in perpetuity.
Tags/Warnings: Older!Marcus Pike, Apocalypse AU, reader almost dies at the very beginning but she's fine, lots of mentions of food and being hungry because food is scarce, reader has lots of trust issues
Summary: You are lost, starving, and stuck in a snowstorm after fleeing a bad situation, when you see it: a cozy little farmhouse with smoke coming out of the chimney, and a large barn with the letters 'ART MUSEUM' painted on the front. The man who lives there and tends to the museum is unlike anyone you've ever met in this hellscape of a world...
A/N: WELL HELLO FRIENDS. It's been a little while since you've heard from me, but I promise I never left ;) I've just been low in the motivation and ideas departments when it comes to writing. But then my one true love Marcus Pike (aka clean-shaven Pedro) returned from the war and I started rotating him around and around in my mind again, and I simply MUST put this man in situations. I "told" myself this bedtime story the other night instead of sleeping and I hope you like it!
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Chapter One
You find him in a farmhouse north of Philadelphia.Â
You arenât sure exactly where; youâve considered yourself âlostâ for at least a day and a half now. You canât remember how many days itâs been since you left the Colony. A week? Two weeks?Â
The only thing you know is that you ran out of food three days ago, and itâs not like youâll find anything to scavenge in this weather. You wish you hadnât had to leave so quickly, leaving your cherished hunting rifle propped against the wall of the detached garage you had called home for the past year. If you had just taken the extra few minutes to run back and grab it, you would at least be able to bag a squirrel or two now.Â
Stupid.
Snow whips around you as you trudge through the deepening snowdrifts. Occasionally, you grab handfuls to stuff in your mouth, but it does little to help the intense headache thatâs set in from the exertion of walking through a blizzard. You thought your heaviest parka would be enoughâand maybe it would be, if you werenât so close to starvationâbut the cold is beginning to overwhelm your body, and as the sky begins to darken, your footsteps have slowed considerably.Â
When you see the little white farmhouse, itâs almost completely dark, but not so much that you canât see the gentle plume of smoke rising out of the brick chimney. Itâs not safe to approach a random settlement, you remind yourself. Thatâs like, Apocalypse 101. Itâs the stupidest, most reckless thing you can do. You have no idea whoâs inside. You have no idea what they will do to you.Â
You should turn around and leave. You should go knock on the door. No, leave. With your mind so foggy with hunger and cold and unable to process your conflicting urges, you just⌠stand there.Â
So⌠tired.Â
It isnât until the cold snow begins to trickle into the neck of your parka that you realize youâve fallen to the ground. You stare blankly at the large barn that sits a few yards away from the farmhouse. Someone has painted the words âART MUSEUMâ in big, black letters on the front of it.Â
Weird.Â
When you wake up, youâre warm and dry.Â
Or maybe youâre dead.Â
Noâif you were dead, you wouldnât be able to smell woodsmoke, or hear the crackle of a nearby fireplace.Â
With a panicked inhale, you shoot upward, frantically trying to get your bearings and determining your best route of escape.
 âEasy, easy.â
Your head whips in the direction of the voice. A man stands across from you, as far as he can physically get from you and still be in the same room. He holds both hands up, spreading his fingers in a show of peace. His eyes are cautious, but gentle, and his brow is creased as though he were anxious.Â
âEasy,â he repeats. âI found you out in the snow and brought you inside. I wonât hurt you.â
âWhy?â you rasp.
The man seems confused by the question. âYou were going to die,â he says with a shrug. âYou donât have any food in your pack. When was the last time you ate anything?â
Suspicion flares in your gut. âYou looked through my stuff?â
He grimaces a little. âI canât just bring someone into my house without knowing anything about them.â
âWhat were you looking for?â
He shrugs again. âWeapons. Drugs. I donât know.â
âI donât have any.â
âI know that, now.â
The two of you regard each other warily for a few moments, not speaking. Something about him makes you want to trust him, but trust is a hot commodity these days, for how scarce it seems to be.Â
âYou must be hungry,â he says, breaking the silence. âAt this point in the season, Iâve got venison jerky and⌠more venison jerky, but in your condition Iâm more worried about it making you sick.â
âI donât care,â you say quickly, the prospect of anything edible making your hands shake with anticipation.Â
âIâll give you a little,â he decides, âand I think I have some cornmeal. I can make some poor manâs polenta.â
âSome⌠what?â
The man grins lopsidedly. âI mean, itâs just cornmeal and water. But it feels better to call it âpolentaâ rather than âgruel.ââ
You donât respond, still watching him and trying to calculate whether this man is a threat. When he reaches into his coat pocket, you flinch, and he stops.
âIâve got⌠Iâm taking out some food for you. Okay?â He moves again, slower this time, and retrieves a small bundle of a handkerchief. âVenison, like I said.â He pauses, seemingly unsure of what to do next. âI could uh⌠throw it at you? If you donât want me to come over there.â
âItâs fine,â you shake your head. âI mean, you⌠can. Come here, or⌠throw it, I donât care,â you stammer out quickly.Â
Keeping his eyes fixed on you, the man slowly approaches, one hand holding out the bundle, the other still held outstretched in front of his chest in a show of supplication. You swallow awkwardly as saliva pools in anticipation. Heâs moving too slow. When heâs just a few feet away, you lunge forward and snatch it from his hands, making him back away slightly with wide eyes.Â
You donât care, not anymore. You rifle through the handkerchief and find a few precious morsels of jerky, stuffing them in your mouth all at once and swallowing almost without tasting.
The man huffs softly through his nose. âIâve got more in the kitchen. And Iâll heat up some water for the uh, cornmeal.â
You nod, and he holds up both his hands again. âIâll be right back. Just⌠stay there and get warm. I promise, youâre safe. I promise.â
The man vanishes, and in a couple of minutes, you can hear the metal clink of a pan being set down. You sit, staring at the place he vacated, willing yourself to stay alert and vigilant just in case, but the fire is so warm and your eyes are heavy and you really do feel safe for the first time in⌠well, you really donât remember.Â
The next time you wake, daylight is creeping in through the windows and the man is gone. Next to you, though, is a bowl of whatever it is he made with the cornmeal, and more jerky, both of which you eat with gusto. Just as youâre scooping out the last little bit of the bowl with one finger, a floorboard creaks behind you, and you whirl around to face the man again, with one cornmeal-covered finger halfway in your mouth.Â
âYou like it?â the man asks with a small, cautious smile.
âMmhmm.â You awkwardly lick your finger clean and wipe it on the front of your coat. âItâs⌠sweet.â
âI still have a little bit of wildflower honey, I had forgotten.â
Honey? That he had forgotten about? Who IS this man?
âHoney.â
He shrugs. âOtherwise it really is more like gruel than polenta.â
âHowâŚâ you shake your head in confusion. âWhere did you get honey?â
âI trade for it.â
âYou trade.â
âYes.â
The silence hangs awkwardly between you, and the man shifts uncomfortably from one foot to another. âIâm glad youâre up. I usually open the museum at dawn, and Iâm running a little behind.â
âThe⌠what?â
âThe museum,â he repeats, as though that clarifies anything. âI need to feed the horses first, though. Do you drink coffee?â
You nod dumbly, unable to process the rapid-fire change in topics.Â
He springs into motion, heading toward the doorway to what must be the kitchen. This time, you follow him. Cautiously, of courseâalways staying at least six feet away as you watch him pour water from a large cistern into a cast-iron kettle and place it onto a wood stove. Then, he rifles in a cabinet and withdraws a faded, stained tupperware full of dried meat.Â
âMore jerky?â
âYou shouldnât⌠you shouldnât be sharing this much of your food with a stranger,â you say, frowning, but your hand still reaches toward the food.
âGood point. Iâm Marcus. Whatâs your name?â He extends his free hand with an expectant look.
Your frown deepens. You donât just⌠give out your name like that. Doesnât this man know anything?
After another uncomfortable silence, the man⌠Marcus⌠withdraws his hand with a nod, and suddenly, you realize you feel incredibly guilty.
âS-Sorryââ you try, but he interrupts.
âNo, itâs fine. I get it. Trust me.âÂ
You take a small piece of jerky and chew on it, mostly as an excuse not to have to continue speaking. When the kettle sings, you let out a quiet sigh of relief. Marcus pours the boiling water into a worn-looking french press, and you watch his hands as he presses the lid down, then pours the steaming liquid into two mismatched mugs.Â
âIâd offer you cream and sugar, but Iâm trying to cut back.â He looks at you, and when you donât laugh, he huffs softly to himself anyway. âKidding. But it sure was a struggle switching to black coffee when⌠well, you know.â
You know.Â
Thatâs how most people your age talked about life nowâtwo distinct periods of time: Before, and whatever this is. Now. You know.Â
Marcus is still looking at you. You drop your gaze, and sip the coffee. Itâs strong. Something about how the taste of coffee has been one of the few things that has always been the same calms you, and you feel just some of the tension leave your shoulders.
âIâve gotta feed the horses before they revolt,â he suddenly announces, setting his mug down. âThe weather is shit, and youâre still recovering your strength, so you should stay here, butâŚâ He trails off, bashfully. âWhen youâre feeling up to it, you can come see the museum.â
Still not understanding what he means, you shrug and nod. âYeah. Sure.â
Marcus beams, and thatâs when you realize heâs really quite beautiful.
You nap a while longer while Marcus is outside feeding the horses, and whatever else heâs doing out there. He comes back covered in snow, brushing it off his shoulders by the front door and hanging his coat.
He rubs his hands together and breathes into them as he walks into the living room, making an exaggerated âbrrrrâ sound. âOnce this clears up I can go trade for some bread and butter, but for now, Iâm afraid itâs venison jerky for lunch again,â he jokes. He grabs a handful for himself and extends another little bundle out for you.Â
âHow are you feeling?â he asks. âUp to a little walking around?â
âTo see the⌠museum,â you deadpan.Â
âYes!â
Itâs only when you leave the little farmhouse again that you remember the large barn you saw just before losing consciousness. On the front, large black letters read âART MUSEUMâ just as they did in your fleeting memory. In the light of dayâand without the delirium of hungerâyou realize it used to be an airplane hangar.
As you approach, you notice the smaller sign near the door. It reads:
ADMISSION: Trade*
RULES: Be respectful of all visitors and occupants of the property
              Must ask before accessing Archives and Rare Books
*Can be physical item, trinket, information, story, etc.Â
Thank you for your support of the arts
âItâs great, right?â Marcus is saying as he trudges toward the front door. âI stumbled upon this place through sheer providence, and I couldnât believe my luck.â He unlocks a heavy padlock and opens the door with a flourish, gesturing for you to come inside. You stare at his hand, still not trusting him enough to enter an unfamiliar building before him.Â
Marcus seems to get the hint, and steps through the door himself, leaving it open for you to inspect. You peek your head inside, andâŚ
Well, you arenât sure what you expected, but for some reason, you hadnât taken âMuseumâ literallyâand yet, here you are, standing in an old airplane hangar whose walls are completely covered with artworks of every style and time period you can imagine. The large open space is filled with sculptures, vases, and other artifacts, and on the left side of the hangar is a large, overflowing bookshelf.
For the moment, youâre too stunned to speak, but as usual, Marcus does it for you.
âItâs not exactly climate-controlled, of course, but this is better than any of the situations they came from.â
âYou⌠you did all of this?â you whisper, taking in the museum with a look of sheer bewilderment.Â
âItâs been my lifeâs workâwell, this lifeâs work, at least,â Marcus corrects himself. âMost of the major cities, I mean⌠you know how they are.â
You do. You have firsthand knowledge, although you donât feel like sharing that information with the man.
âSure, some museums were completely destroyed by the blasts, but some are still intact, just⌠inaccessible.â
You snort. Thatâs one way to describe it. Any portion of the cities that remain unburnt are treacherous, full of desperate people who canât leave, and large syndicates of raiders and thieves who hoard what resources are left.
Marcus gestures at the walls. âWhen I started, I tried to keep them all organized, I really did. A wing for the Expressionists, a wing for Postmodernism, and so on, but things have gotten a little jumbled over the years.â
âYou. You go to the cities. And you. Take the art.â you sputter, still focused on the insanity of it all. âAnd you bring it. Here.â
âItâs not stealing,â Marcus protests, his voice rising in pitch as he shuffles nervously on his feet.Â
âThatâs not whatââ You laugh in disbelief. âHow the fuck do you get safely through any of these cities?â
â...Carefully.â
âWhy?!â
Marcus shrugs. âI guess⌠when I started, it was because I wanted to preserve our history, but itâs grown to be so much more than that, itâsââ he sighs. âI want the world to have something beautiful. To know that itâs still possible.â
You stare at him. âHow⌠how have you survived this long?â
âHow do you mean?â
âYou give food away. Way too much of it. You spend your time sneaking into the most dangerous areas of the country and for what? To sit here by yourself in this⌠graveyard of humanity?â
Marcus looks affronted, and you try to force yourself not to feel bad for clearly hurting his feelings. âItâs not just for me,â he says indignantly.Â
As if the universe was waiting for this cue, the doorknob behind you turns, and you jump backwards as the hangar door slowly swings open.
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOUâRE DOING PENNY WROTE NEW MARCUS PIKE!!!
Omg I am SO HERE FOR THIS. Of fucking COURSE this man would set up an art museum in the apocalypse and be way too kind to strangers and yet competent enough to sneak around and acquire art and not get caught. OF FUCKING COURSE HE WOULD!!!
Babe this makes me so happy you have NO IDEA. â¤ď¸
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