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@leschanceux henry sent “you know i love you right?” meme for alex’s reaction LOL
“you love me?” he can’t help but laugh. he is full blown laughing a little too hard at what he just heard. henry must be joking or he must’ve been invaded by an alien because alex know he isn’t hearing those words. “you’re fucking joking right? you love me? you’re not capable of such feelings because leaving me for dead would had hurt a fucking less than ghosting me for MONTHS.”
"alex-" it comes out as a wounded noise, henry's expression akin to a kicked puppy. "of course i love you." he knows he hasn't exactly given alex a reason to believe that recently ( ghosting someone will absolutely wreck all their trust in you --- it had been a shitty move, and there's no way he'll ever be able to make up for that, even if alex does decide to keep some kind of relationship going between them ).
( henry would be happy even with acquaintances who text once a year at this point. )
"if i'm incapable of having such feelings, why do i feel like my heart hasn't had a beat since i left texas? why do i feel like i'm missing a limb?" why does it feel like he'd turned his back on the best thing that had tumbled into his life?
( @soulebbed )
just tossed a whole cup of tea into my lap whilst wearing shorts so 😮💨 ✌️
Threads I want to write someday ( an incomplete list );
- Ilya meeting Rose
- Luca but like... Fourth season Luca when he's so much more confident in who he is
- All-Star / Olympian Luca ( I think it'd be funny to have him play against his friends, sue me )
- Ruby Pike in the PWHL / Olympics
- Troy
- Centaurs winning the Stanley Cup
- Olympics threads in general
- Admirals threads for Carter and Breezy.
- Breezy in general
ilya & luca threads thank you
※.·:·.※ 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖 ··· a collection of chosen bonds, found family, & unconditional belonging roleplay sentence starters. genre: platonic love, hurt and comfort, loyalty.
• You know you don't have to keep checking on me, right? I'm fine. • How are you? Wait, did I ask that already? • I don't know what I'd do without you. I mean that. • Oh, God. I thought something happened to you. Don't scare me like that. • You're not alone in this. You know that, right? • We're family. That's what we do. We show up. • Make yourself at home, okay? This is your place too now. • Get out of here with that. You're not a burden. Don't ever say that again. • Is there anything you need? Food? A blanket? Someone to just sit with you? • So, what's next for us? • I have to admit there's a small part of me that's terrified you'll wake up one day and realize you don't need me anymore... that you'll leave. • It's just... I've never had this before. People who stay. • Why are you still here? I mean, you could go anywhere. Be with anyone. • I know I'm not easy to deal with. But thank you. For staying anyway. • [Name], I don't know what I'm doing half the time, okay? But I know I'm not doing it without you. • I don't really know where else I'd want to be, except right here. • You're the best thing that ever happened to me, you know that? • I really think you saved my life. Not dramatically. Just... by being here. • Hey. Bad dream? Come here. I've got you. • You don't owe me anything. This is what family does • Stop apologizing. You're allowed to need help. • I made your favorite. Thought you could use some comfort food today. • You look exhausted. When's the last time you actually slept? • I'm not going anywhere. You're stuck with me, remember? • We've been through worse. We'll get through this too. • You don't have to be strong all the time. Not with me. • I brought you something. It's stupid, but it made me think of you. • Come on. Let's get you home. • You matter to me. More than you know. • I've got your back. Always have, always will. • You're shaking. Here, take my jacket. • I know you're scared. It's okay to be scared. • You did good today. Really good. • I'm proud of you. I don't say that enough. • Stop pushing me away. I'm not leaving. • You think I'd let you face this alone? Not a chance. • I'll stay up with you. I don't mind. • You're safe here. I promise. • Tell me what you need. Anything. • You don't have to pretend with me. • I trust you. Completely. • You've got this. And if you don't, we've got this. • I'd do anything for you. You know that, right? • You're not too much. You're never too much. • This is your home now. For as long as you want it. • I'll fight for you if you can't fight for yourself right now. • You make me want to be better. A better person. • I chose you. I keep choosing you. Every day. • You're allowed to fall apart. I'll hold the pieces until you're ready.

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[ TXT ] -> Lily : Must have been an uncomfortable flight back, without your underwear. Or your jacket. For two different reasons, though Ilya had gone back to his hotel, obviously, and likely had more clothes there. Though with him? Who fucking knew? Shane was still figuring the other man out.
[ TXT ] -> Lily : What did you expect me to do with these?
[ text; jane ]; was not so bad. marly was asleep so i could readjust in peace.
okay, in retrospect, leaving his underwear behind had been a mistake, but it had all worked out in the end, hadn't it?
[ text; jane ]; use your imagination, hollander. [ text; jane ]; wrap around your pillow or something, pretend i am there.
ooooh you want to send meeeeemes
ooooh you want to send meeeeemes
A COLLECTION OF HOCKEY CHIRPS!
Adjust as needed!
- “Are you hoping for a participation trophy?” - “Did you forget your skates and bring your clown shoes?” - “Soccer practice is tomorrow.” - “Does your coach know you’re out here?” - “I smell smoke. Trying to think of a chirp?” - “You’d be more relevant to the game in a striped sweater.” - “I’ve heard better chirps from a dead bird.” - “I’ve seen better hands on a digital clock.” - “If you want more ice team, I hear they’re hiring a Zamboni driver.” - “Better be careful, your coach might know you’re out here!” - “Why don’t you fight ME?!” - “Why don’t you fight him?!” - “What are you gonna do?” - “Somebody looks tired now.” - “You want it? You want it? That’s what I thought.” - “Welcome to the big leagues.” - “You’re a fucking crybaby, ey?” - “What are you gonna do? Spit on him?” - “Yeah, behind the glass you’re such a big guy huh?” - “What are you so mad about?” - “Want me to punch you in the fucking face?” - “I know you’re gassed.” - “That should’ve been a fucking penalty.” - “Buddy you suck at hockey. Have you been in the minors for how long? How long?” - “Scared? Why would I be scared of you?” - “You guys are so sensitive over there!” - “How many times are you gonna get run over?” - “You a pretender or what?” - “What I’m not allowed to hit?” - “You think I’m scared?” - “Who the fuck are you?” - “You went down there pretty easy bud.” - “This isn’t you area, go hit the shower!” - “That was a cheap shot!” - “You want to get knocked out again?” - “Come on let’s fucking go.” - “This guy always chickens out.” - “You’re going to get it, buddy.” - “Let’s see it big boy.” - “You’re all fucking talk.” - “Have a spine.” - “Watch your stick you little rat.” - “Talk from the bench!” - “You little fucking bitch.” - “You’ve got to hit me harder than that.” - “Didn’t realize you could actually play hockey.”
it's moments like this that has scott determined to start his day. legs swing out of bed and he heads for the kitchen. coffee. he needs coffee ( he should probably take his meds too but he'll leave that for a little bit later - gotta try and work around the thief that is time ). once it's brewing , he responds to carter.
( text : vaughny ) yeah see i think you would ( text : vaughny ) kinda feeling like i have been this season , i really gotta get out of my head. don't fancy a marathon though ( text : vaughny ) we all need a goddamn wake up ( text : vaughny ) boston killed us last game..i'm never gonna live that humiliation down.
carter's been up for a while already; he's been for his run, he's had coffee and breakfast and a protein shake, he's done his laundry and cleaned the kitchen, and--- maybe he's ready for a nap now, actually. texting scott from the couch is keeping him amused enough to stay awake for a little longer, though.
[ text; cap ]; never. not in a million years. i know you're not lazy, scott. you work really hard and you make the rest of us work hard too. [ text; cap ]; you and kip could come and keep gloria company at the finish line? [ text; cap ]; we need a good group workout session or something. or a pool day! [ text; cap ]; fuck boston. boston is only good because rozanov is there. they rely on him too much.

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"he wasn't... baiting me, exactly. he didn't really say anything except that my mom hit him harder in her bedroom." it makes him flush to say out loud - and to remember how much it had fired him up on the ice during the game. he chews at his already split lip, regretting it when the taste of metal fills his mouth ( he deserves it ). "i... said something about his mom. that's when he lost it, so it's my fault." and damn, he feels bad about it.
"i think i might just be good at being an asshole." he's suddenly overtaken by the urge to call his mom, beg her to come pick him up like he's ten and desperate to escape alex linnet's birthday sleepover because there were weird noises in the too-dark house. "---i'm psyching myself out."
scott winces , although he tries to hide it. there's not a lot he knows about rozanov. the guy keeps things pretty close to the chest ( although recently he had been frequenting the kingfisher so some ice had been broken ) , but he knows enough to know the guys mother was a touchy subject. THE CAPTAIN KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE YOUR MOM YOUNG , and scott would have likely reacted the same as ilya had ( even being a seasoned player , there were some things off limits ).
"listen , there's things you don't know , couldn't have known - you live and learn breezy. now you know to stay away from that subject. somethings...they're gonna get a bigger reaction than others." scott tries to avoid losing his shit on the ice these days , but he gets it and he can see breezy is punishing himself enough. HE DOESN'T NEED SCOTT'S LECTURE. "look , some of us are going down to the kingfisher , eric's back from greece so we thought it would be a good time to catch up , why don't you come along? you look like you could use some fresh air , and eric's got the garden up and running."
the rookie defenseman misses the wince, but only because his eyes have strayed a little to the left of hunter's face as he mentally beats himself up. this isn't the man he'd been hoping to become when he finally hit the big leagues ( he lives in fear of turning into his father, hearing his mother say how much he reminds her of the man she'd left ). he used to admire rozanov ( specifically his skating style, the way he'd knife through another team's defense and score a goal ) before he experienced first-hand the chirps on the ice and the fists to his face that had left him looking like an eggplant.
he might be stupid, but he's not a fucking coward; he can own up to his fuck-ups.
"i knew," breezy shakes his head, stubbornly refusing to be thrown a lifeline as he tries to drown himself in the ocean of guilt he's built for himself, "i heard some of the russian rookies talking. i knew his mom died, and i told him she must've died from embarrassment because he hit like a girl." and he knows exactly how shitty it is to use that against a guy --- but rozanov had mentioned his mother first. "can you ask coach to talk to the officials? they should fine me or something for instigating. it wasn't all his fault."
and as for the invitation to hang out at the kingfisher... he's not even old enough to drink here in the states ( though he's had no problems yet with people buying him drinks after a game when he's gone out as part of a group or on his own ). "thank you-" there, his mom could be proud of that, right? "-but i think i want to be on my own for a bit. i need to think about things."
"what , did you think that time for you was just going to stand still?" he's mostly teasing , but it is something scott's thought about. EACH YEAR THAT PASSES , he's close to retirement and whilst he's not ready for that right now , maybe in year or two he would be ( and he had a feeling that carter definitely wasn't going to take that well - so he's going to avoid thinking about that for a bit , besides , scott still loves playing ).
"i guess so? i don't know man. i talk and sometimes people listen. perks of being the captain." HE COULD SILENTLY AGREE WITH CARTER , it kind of feels like life has been nothing except training and waiting for that call. it had left scott feeling antsy , unable to really settle. shaking his head , he groans. "nothing. i don't know if that's a good sign or a bad one but i wish we'd just get the damn call already y'know? feel like i'm walking on eggshells , waiting."
"a guy can dream." man, he used to feel invincible as a rookie; used to think he and scott would play for the admirals together forever and win every single scrap they'd get into. he feels less invincible now - more like he'll break if the wind shifts direction too suddenly - and it's genuinely quite terrifying sometimes to think that this could all be over sooner than expected ( but realistically, they've spent their best years being one bad injury away from ending their playing careers ).
sometimes. carter's always listened to what scott says, even before he got his a. if scott says he thinks something is a bad idea, then it's a bad idea; if scott said to jump, carter would ask how high? and it's not that he's brainless or can't form his own opinion --- he just trusts his captain's opinion on things above others. "they might not want us this year," he says out loud, a small frown starting between his eyes, "there are loads of players out there who want to go to the olympics, so we might not make the cut this year." maybe a small break would be nice, actually.
Ted Lasso inspired starters
Some direct quotes from the show, some just inspired!
"I had a panic attack."
"Wanker!"
"All people are different people."
"How weird is it that margherita pizza doesn't have alcohol in it?"
"All human beings are opposed to the laugh police."
"We're going to win the whole damn thing."
"You gotta try."
"Be curious, not judgemental."
"Guys have underestimated me my whole life."
"Divorce is hard. It doesn't matter if you're the one leaving or if...you're the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things."
"I think that if you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain't nothing you can't get through together."
"If God wanted games to end in a tie, She wouldn't have invented numbers, all right?"
"It's the hope that kills you."
"It's funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same thing that make you cry knowing that they're now gone."
"I want you to be grateful that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks."
"Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing."
"Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts."
"I think that if you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain't nothing you can't get through together."
"Don't let the wisdom of age be wasted on you."
"Here's an idea that's gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot. Who needs a drink?"
"I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat."
"She's got some fences, alright, but you just gotta hop over 'em."
"If the internet has taught us anything, it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously."
"You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. Y'know why? It's got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish."
"Tea is horrible. Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that."
"Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong."
"I was just tryin' to comfort you."
"Thank you and fuck you."
"Hey, look, kind of hurts my feelings y'all don't want to spend next weekend with me, if I'm being honest. But I am the strong silent type, so I ain't gonna let you know. But I'm also loud and weak, because I, like all humans, contain multitudes."
"You are a sleepwalker. I don't know what else to tell you."
"Ilya." It was in times like this that Shane wished he could call a parent ( any of the four they had between them ) and get someone else - someone older, with more authority - to tell Ilya he needed proper medical attention for the cut. But Ilya's parents have both been unavailable for a while, and Shane's parents are still in the dark about them, so Shane will have to settle for putting his best Yuna voice on and hoping that Ilya might respond to it.
"How long has it been bleeding?" It's not normal for a cut like that not to have clotted already, right? Or has Ilya been irritating it since he got home? Anxiety climbs into his throat, threatens to strangle him as he stops dead, watching the Russian press a wash cloth ( when had that last been washed? Will it cause an infection? ) to the cut and then wince with pain. "Ilya, I really think you need to get that checked out. I'm not playing around right now."
✘ ♕ ✘ If he weren't so afraid of giving up a night with Shane, Ilya could actually find the concern endearing. No one had worried about his injuries this much since his mother had died, and somewhere in his heart, he felt another pang of need towards the man who was currently glaring at him with urgency.
Turning away from the mirror, Ilya leaned back against the edge of the counter, turning his gaze on his boyfriend, the cloth still held firmly against the cut. "Is okay," he insisted for the umpteenth time. "Is just..." His free hand gestured as though he could pluck the English word out of the air while his mind scrambled to recall it. "Adrenaline. Makes blood pump. Once I calm down, it will stop." Hazel eyes looked defeated as he watched the other, imploring him as best as he could.
"If go to doctor, what would you do? I don't want to spend this night without you." The words tumbled from him as though it were a perfectly normal confession for him to make. In reality, he was baring his soul, usually not the one to admit to needing anything, let alone the man before him.
God save him from stubborn fucking Russians and their macho bullshit, Shane thinks wildly as Ilya turns to lean against the edge of the counter instead of calling for a car to go to the emergency room like any sane person might. He'd been looking forward to spending the night together too, but all that anticipation's faded away now with the amount of concern he has for his reckless boyfriend.
He doesn't move at all from where he's stood, his jaw working as Ilya insists that it's just the adrenaline that's keeping him bleeding. "And what about when you get an infection?" He's quite proud of how steady his voice is, actually, especially since his brain has immediately begun to catastrophise. But Ilya looks so defeated and Shane hates to see him like this instead of filled with all that bravado, so he's close to just giving in and keeping an eye on the cut himself while they're together tonight.
...what would you do? I don't want to spend this night without you. Ouch. Shane wavers, eyes moving over the Russian's face at the out-of-character confession. "I'd come with you." Easier to say than do, but if that's what it would take Ilya to take this seriously and get himself checked out? Shane would do it in a heartbeat, and damn the gossiping that might follow. "If... If you wanted me to, I would come with you."
off-campus: season 1.
dialogue prompts from the first season of prime's off-campus.
you are intolerable.
do not give me the silent treatment.
nobody is expecting you to be _____.
take a shower. you smell like shit.
it'll come back to you. like riding a bike.
did anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
has anyone ever told you your references are dated?
i'll pick out your outfit, you just do your makeup.
i plead the fifth.
i am always telling you to wear your jacket. you never do.
how do you suddenly know my name?
you can't just kiss me out of the blue.
you blush whenever i come near you.
get over yourself. i don't blush.
my single ass needs another drink.
this is the part where i tell you all the things i want to do to you when we're alone.
you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
i wouldn't know who i am without it.
you centered me.
you're overthinking. get out of your head.
you can put me down now. we all know how much you can bench.
i don't need your pity. i don't need you to be my therapist.
what if i'm broken?
if you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
this party's kind of dead, right?
are you driving, or shall i?
i think people can change, if they want to.
if i go, will you come with me?
you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones.
do you never have a shirt on?
people who care about you will understand. if they don't, they're not your people.
you said this wasn't a date. it feels like a date.
god, it's so hot when someone knows what they want.
this is a party. parties are supposed to be fun.
stop fucking with my head.
i'm a girl. i have to think about what everybody else is feeling before i can figure out what i'm feeling.
don't think. tell me what you want.
you scare the shit out of them, you know.
look how hard they're trying to please you.
you really can't be alone, can you?
can we hit dairy queen on the way home?
i can't take on anyone else's stress today. i'm emotionally raw. i'm a shell of a woman.
i don't know what your problem is, but i suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
just let me know you're okay.
we're on the same team. don't you get that?
don't you want to know what being single and slutty has to offer you?
let's start with the small stuff and work our way up, okay?
you didn't do anything wrong.
it has recently come to my attention that i'm a serial monogamist.
i'm actually so proud, i could cry.
what kind of _____ do you want to be?
have fun. do stuff just 'cause you want to.
i told you to stop opening my mail.
who says print media is dead?
i don't want you to look at me differently, or treat me differently.
i always knew. i just thought you'd tell me when you were ready.
you're not just one thing. you're everything.
the words will come when they come.
you reminded me of who i used to be.
you could be anywhere, doing anything, but you're not. you're here.
hey, look at me. i got you. i got you, okay?
i don't want to be that guy.
you're not as dumb as you look.
stop being chicken shit and tell _____ how you feel.
i know i said i was dropping out, but can i maybe drop back in?
i couldn't miss your big moment, could i?
i want to be more like you.

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“isn’t that why you like me? or was it my dumbass personality to got you hooked?” alex grins, moving towards henry to wrap his arms around his boyfriend, yes he can say that now, neck. “I am rather uncivilized, baby, with all the dirty thoughts in my head of how i want to spend my day with you? fuck, we may need to go to church afterwards to get a cleanse.” he’s teasing, a low chuckle escaping him as he pulls henry in for a kiss.
"dumbass is right, you cretin," henry rolls his eyes, but the smile on his lips is so achingly fond as he's wrapped up in alex's arms. "i never stood a chance, did i? your uncivilised-ness is contagious. i'm half convinced you'd go up in flames if we ever set foot in a church." henry's half convinced that he will also go up in flames if he sets foot in a church ( his darling grandmother's sentiments come back to haunt him in random moments, and he goes between finding them sad and funny in equal measure ) --- but at least they'd burn together. "mmm, alex, do you actually want your gift? or do you want to stand around snogging all day?" daft question --- henry already knows the answer.
( @soulebbed )
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