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who's gonna save me now? some kind of hero? - an independent & selective multimuse rp blog, translated lovingly by birdie! ( she / her or they / them. )

#i was just an only child of the universe ( out )

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mythshire

※.·:·.※ 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖 ··· a collection of chosen bonds, found family, & unconditional belonging roleplay sentence starters. genre: platonic love, hurt and comfort, loyalty.

• You know you don't have to keep checking on me, right? I'm fine. • How are you? Wait, did I ask that already? • I don't know what I'd do without you. I mean that. • Oh, God. I thought something happened to you. Don't scare me like that. • You're not alone in this. You know that, right? • We're family. That's what we do. We show up. • Make yourself at home, okay? This is your place too now. • Get out of here with that. You're not a burden. Don't ever say that again. • Is there anything you need? Food? A blanket? Someone to just sit with you? • So, what's next for us? • I have to admit there's a small part of me that's terrified you'll wake up one day and realize you don't need me anymore... that you'll leave. • It's just... I've never had this before. People who stay. • Why are you still here? I mean, you could go anywhere. Be with anyone. • I know I'm not easy to deal with. But thank you. For staying anyway. • [Name], I don't know what I'm doing half the time, okay? But I know I'm not doing it without you. • I don't really know where else I'd want to be, except right here. • You're the best thing that ever happened to me, you know that? • I really think you saved my life. Not dramatically. Just... by being here. • Hey. Bad dream? Come here. I've got you. • You don't owe me anything. This is what family does • Stop apologizing. You're allowed to need help. • I made your favorite. Thought you could use some comfort food today. • You look exhausted. When's the last time you actually slept? • I'm not going anywhere. You're stuck with me, remember? • We've been through worse. We'll get through this too. • You don't have to be strong all the time. Not with me. • I brought you something. It's stupid, but it made me think of you. • Come on. Let's get you home. • You matter to me. More than you know. • I've got your back. Always have, always will. • You're shaking. Here, take my jacket. • I know you're scared. It's okay to be scared. • You did good today. Really good. • I'm proud of you. I don't say that enough. • Stop pushing me away. I'm not leaving. • You think I'd let you face this alone? Not a chance. • I'll stay up with you. I don't mind. • You're safe here. I promise. • Tell me what you need. Anything. • You don't have to pretend with me. • I trust you. Completely. • You've got this. And if you don't, we've got this. • I'd do anything for you. You know that, right? • You're not too much. You're never too much. • This is your home now. For as long as you want it. • I'll fight for you if you can't fight for yourself right now. • You make me want to be better. A better person. • I chose you. I keep choosing you. Every day. • You're allowed to fall apart. I'll hold the pieces until you're ready.

#i was just an only child of the universe ( meme )

anybody want memes? free memes? memes free to a good home?

#i was just an only child of the universe ( out )#i am... not in the mood to write very much

@mvnces finds four with an obvious injury! -

It had been one of those things; a perfect jump from the embassy's roof, a perfect landing on a balcony --- but he'd stumbled immediately afterwards and caught his shoulder on the sharp edge of a bracket for a hanging basket, slicing through his jacket and the upper layer of skin. It hadn't hurt at the time and none of the others had noticed ( or so he'd thought ), so he'd ignored it while the adrenaline of a job was still flowing.

Now that the adrenaline was wearing off again, the pain had set in with a vengeance, a burning sting radiating from the injury. Four had begged off the social hour when they'd set up camp, retreated to a more private space where he could examine his skin and try to clean it as best he could on his own ( why he couldn't just go and admit to Five that he might need some antiseptic or something was anybody's guess, but maybe he just didn't want to layer pain on pain ).

He's still there when Six pushes his way inside, jumping as if he's been caught with his hand in the cookie jar before dinner's ready. "Don't you bloody knock?" Four demands, no heat in his tone as he shifts to cover himself - as if he could hide this from Six now.

#THREAD; ( FOUR )#WITH; ( SIX )#VERSE; ( MAIN )#mvnces

"i'll go to bed after this one last song." - me, fourteen songs ago.

#i was just an only child of the universe ( out )#my 7am alarm is laughing at me

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caphollander

"So Arthur and Hayden are busy, and I think Amber is asleep --" He turns a little, because he can't see her face, her head resting on his shoulder facing out, so Jackie might confirm. "--based on how she's settled, and Jade and Ruby have found another game. They're great kids, Jackie." And he knows that's mostly Jackie - he loves Hayden, that's his best friend but being on the road half the year means that Jackie is raising these kids a lot on her own. And Shane knows Hayden loves his kids, and is doing all he can for them when he's there. But Jackie? She's running this house.

"It must be hard, with all the kids when Hayden's not here." Not that Shane has any future with kids, considering his own situation, his quiet situation, his closeted situation. "He's my best friend, but I know you do pretty much all of this most of the year." And Amber isn't a heavy baby, but she's settled against his shoulder, asleep, and Arthur is upstairs with Hayden, and Ruby and Jade are playing in the other room - so how does she manage this alone most of the time? He has no idea. "Do you need any help there? I think I can hold her and do something else too."

leschanceux

Amber is most definitely asleep, her cheek smushed into Shane's shoulder, the fingers of the tiny starfish of a hand that is visible to Jackie flexing every so often. The house is... quiet, for once --- not the kind of quiet that makes her suspicious, though, or the kind of quiet that comes after an argument when it feels like they're all avoiding each other for some time afterwards; this is a comfortable kind of quiet, all of them busy with their own things. "Thank you," she smiles, blinking quickly, "they are great kids." A little loud sometimes, maybe, but they've never done anything particularly mean or spiteful, and she can take them all to the store without incident two-thirds of the time.

"We have a routine," she hums, "that makes things easier." And Hayden, bless him, tries to slot himself in as seamlessly as he can when he is at home, which is why they've ended up with a colour-coded calendar in the hallway and a whiteboard with magnets and pens to check that each kid has whatever they need for their day ( the meal plan board hadn't quite worked out, but the kids were getting their five-a-day most days ). "Hayd's got his own things to focus on during the season," she says loyally, turning back to give her pans a stir. "I'm okay, Shane, really. You can relax until it's time to eat - you've kind of got your hands full there anyway."

#caphollander #THREAD; ( JACKIE )#WITH; ( SHANE )#VERSE; ( MAIN )

@hockeyborn said “ you ‘didn’t mean to hurt me?’ yeah you did. like it or not, i know exactly who you are. ” -

troy's expression is far from surprised; he's kind of been waiting for this since hollander had joined them in ottawa ( though he's also been pushing for it, practically begging for the confrontation to clear the air a bit ). "i'm a different person to the one i used to be." a weak defence, but it's all he's got in his arsenal right now. he just wants a chance here, a shot at a fresh start without the stains of dallas kent and curtis barrett marring his record. "i was trying to apologise, hollander. again."

#hockeyborn #THREAD; ( TROY )#WITH; ( SHANE )#VERSE; ( SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? AM I UNFORGIVABLE? )

one day i will actually go to bed when i should.

#i was just an only child of the universe ( out )#rather than at midnight when i'm finally going back to work tomorrow

@falling-for-a-fantasy ( hannah ) finds john sick and refusing to rest! -

john can't afford to take a sick day --- not now, not ever.

he feels worse than he's ever felt before; chest aching from the wet, racking coughs that keep ripping through him every couple of minutes or so; head pounding and eyes stinging; jersey and underlayers drenched in sweat ( though he's shivering ) as he fires puck after puck after puck at the empty net, only for each shot to go wide ( something he'll blame the goalie he's ninety percent sure is a hallucination of some kind ).

he has the vague idea that someone had walked in on this solo practice a while ago, said something to him about packing up and getting himself the fuck back into bed before he melts the ice with the fever he's surely suffering through, but whoever it might have been is long gone now, and he's alone with his stubbornness again.

finally running out of pucks, john caves a little and skates over to the bench for his water bottle, tipping his head back to take a sip ---- which only sets off another coughing fit when he realises that he's not as alone as he'd thought he'd been.

"oh, hey, wellsey." fuck, each word is like trying to swallow broken glass. "what're you doing here?"

#fallingforafantasy #THREAD; ( JOHN )#WITH; ( HANNAH )#VERSE; ( MAIN )

@nerditudes:

( sms ) : you know you can tell me anything, right?

[ text; jack 🌟]; i know i can, but some things are better off unsaid.

#nerditudes #THREAD; ( ALEX R. )#WITH; ( JACK )#VERSE; ( MAIN )

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astrronomemes

BAD SITUATIONS: STARTERS

a collection of prompts for bad situations that two muses might find themselves in together, ranging from minor inconveniences to life-or-death scenarios. change & alter as needed.

Send 🌧️ for our muses to get caught in the rain together

Send 🪢 for our muses to be handcuffed together without the key

Send 🏆 for our muses to compete against each other in a competition or contest

Send 💡 for our muses to wait out a power outage together

Send ✈️ for our muses to wait for a delayed flight together

Send 🚗 for our muses to get stuck on the side of the road together when the car breaks down

Send 🔒 for our muses to get locked in a closet together

Send 🔑 for our muses to get locked out of the house / car together

Send 🚪 for our muses to get stuck in an elevator together

Send 🌳 for our muses to get lost in the woods together Send 🐺 for our muses to face down a wild animal together

Send 😱 for our muses to be forced to face their greatest fears together

Send ⛵ for our muses to be shipwrecked together

Send 🔐 for our muses to be captured / imprisoned together

Send ⚔️ for our muses to be forced into a fight to the death

Send 🧳 for our muses to get stranded in a different country together

Send 🚁 for our muses to go on the run from the law together

Send 🏝️ for our muses to get stranded on a desert island together

Send 🏠 for our muses to get trapped in a haunted house together

Send 🗡️ for our muses to get attacked by a third party

Send ❄️ for our muses to get trapped outside in a blizzard / snowstorm together

Send 🔥 for our muses to be trapped in a burning building together

Send 🚀 for our muses to be stuck in outer space together

Send ✨ for our muses to be stranded on a different planet together

Send 🌐 for our muses to be stranded in a parallel universe together

#i was just an only child of the universe ( meme )

rpmemes-galore

short, angsty scenario prompts list for your angsty needs tws for drowning, injuries, illness

( yell ) : our muses get into a loud, heated argument

( splash ) : one muse rescues the other from drowning

( console ) : one muse finds the other sobbing uncontrollably

( cold ) : one muse finds the other frozen half to death outside

( hungry ) : one muse finds the other malnourished and hungry

( lost ) : one muse has broken / lost something important to the other

( injured ) : one muse finds the other wounded and tries to help them

( trauma ) : one muse finds the other just after a traumatizing experience

( illness ) : one muse is severely ill and the other finds them in a rough state

( guard ) : one muse protects the other from someone who wants to hurt them

( tired ) : one muse finds the other so exhausted they’re having trouble standing

( ground ) : one muse finds the other having a panic attack and helps ground them

( loss ) : one muse has just suffered a tragedy and comes to the other muse for comfort

#i was just an only child of the universe ( meme )

iinmortales

' home, ' he repeated softly, looking around the space again. this was home. or, well, his gaze landed on hollander again. if anything, hollander was home. ilya hadn't felt settled until hollander had come into view. this house was comfortable, yes, but ilya had never been at home in places. home had always been people, and the last time he'd felt at home had been with his mother. ' did you pick out the house, or did i? i remember you like real estate, ' his lips turned up into a smile, a tease. he could remember, at least, the entire building hollander had bought just for their secret hook ups. it would make sense that hollander had been the one to pick out the house that became their home.

he cannot handle it when shane looks at him like that. those freckles are still there. ilya wasn't sure what he would have done if shane's freckles had disappeared in the years ilya couldn't remember. ' upset? no. no! ' how could he be upset? he lifted a hand, brushing his thumb gently over those freckles. ' so, i told you about her? how she died? '

leschanceux

"home," shane confirms, his voice just as soft as ilya's as he keeps his focus on the russian. he wonders how much - if anything - ilya can remember of them, of their life together. where are they, on ilya's internal timeline? have they made a home in each other yet, or are they still relative strangers? "we chose it together," he tells ilya with an amused smile, "my mom found us some listings and we chose our favourite." and there had definitely been more than one real estate fetish joke while they'd been looking, too ( and shane had kissed each one off ilya's laughs off his lips without caring about who could see them or what they were thinking ).

the thumb brushing over his freckles is a familiar move; shane can't help but relax into it, his smile softening around the edges until he's looking up at ilya with nothing short of adoration, arms looped around the russian's waist. "okay, okay- i'm glad you're not upset. i just know it must've been a shock." his hands find their way under ilya's shirt, his own thumbs stroking over the russian's hipbones. "yes, you told me about her. we... we have a photo, actually? if you want to see it."

#iinmortales #THREAD; ( SHANE )#WITH; ( ILYA )#VERSE; ( AMNESIA AU )

caprozanov

THE DISCO CHAT STARBOARD

➠ @leschanceux / shane hollander asked : i don't want you catching the herp from Fucking troy barrett!

✘ ♕ ✘ "What the fuck?! How would I- We're not even- "

....

"Shane. You are my boyfriend. You know how this works, yes?"

leschanceux

"Well, you're always talking about him! What else am I supposed to think?"

...

"Yes, I know how herpes works! I had biology classes in high school!"

#caprozanov #THREAD; ( SHANE )#WITH; ( ILYA )#VERSE; ( MAIN )

hazyhayes

ㅤㅤㅤA 3/8 hollow? Wyatt straightens up from unlacing his toe tie-downs, considering the suggestion. The goalie knows he's on 5/8 right now, fairly flat for a 4mm blade, with a custom profile to his inside edge. It's a bit floaty, so the 3/8 might give him more bite, that's true. But…

ㅤㅤㅤ“Will that impact my shuffle, d'you think?” Hazy asks, looking to Gabe inquisitively. His eyes take on a curious, faraway glaze, flickering with the weight of his mental calculations. He says, ”…I guess we could try it during next practice. Maybe prime two sets of skates, just in case?"

ㅤㅤㅤIf the profile doesn't work, Wyatt is confident that Hollzy and Roz will let him know he's not getting across the crease like he should. Mostly by ruthlessly shooting pucks into his net every chance they get.

ㅤㅤㅤWhen the manager affirms his unbothered status, the goalie's expression changes. "Ahh…." Hayes says, his head tilting to one side, something knowing in his smirk, “…is this one of those situations where you wish someone wasbothering you? Y'know, in a Sexy way??”

ㅤㅤㅤFor all that the day of a professional hockey player can be incredibly long, Hazy is hyper aware that the Equipment Manager's days tend to be longer still. They're in the locker room before the team shows up, setting everything up, and they stay well after everyone else is done. Pads, skates, sticks, jerseys… none of the things that players depend on would be ready for them every time they needed it, if not for the staff. Wyatt knows from experience that dedication like theirs doesn't leave much time for dating.

leschanceux

"It'll definitely impact your shuffle," Gabe confirms, "it'll feel sort of sticky, take more effort - but your grip'll improve a lot. It's a trade-off, I guess, and it's really up to you because it's your game that'll be affected." He makes another note before tucking his pen behind his ear and giving Hazy a quick smile. "I can absolutely prime two sets of skates for you to try at practice, that's not a problem."

Someone will definitely give Hazy feedback about how his shuffle's affected, and that feedback will come back to Gabe one way or another, he's sure.

"Other than that, everything looks and feels okay? No damage or anything you need adjusting?"

He's never worked for a team like this one, where everybody is so close-knit and in each others' business. While not exactly a private person, Gabe doesn't really have the time for much of a private life, and especially not one he'd expected to share with a very fit man standing in only his very tight compression shorts.

"I may have befriended someone who works night shifts," the equipment manager mentions after a moment, taking his pen from behind his ear again to pretend to scribble something else he's just 'thought of' on his sheet of paper so he can avoid making eye contact for a little longer. "They might've invited me for a drink next week, but I might've taken a rain check." And he might be regretting it more than a little right now. Gabe's is not a job that is very conducive to a solid relationship, and he's too old really to be looking for casual hook-ups. "Maybe I'll get myself a hamster or something for company."

#hazyhayes #THREAD; ( GABE )#WITH; ( WYATT )#VERSE; ( MAIN )#i have once again researched skate blades and asked google questions that will get me skate-related ads for the foreseeable

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k80rph

THE DISCO CHAT STARBOARD

please enjoy the nuggets of humor and wisdom that have made it to the starboard of the disco server i am in! feel free to change any names/pronouns to suit your needs!

i'm the mod!

______ knows his way around an allen wrench

those zamboni are olympians

i just reread it, and realized i made an unfortunate choice with my placement for 'fucking'

herpes is the least concerning thing ___________ has

i don't want you catching the herp from Fucking __________!

cool motive. still kidnapping

let him pull his vagina who cares

what team?

WILDCATS

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

The jurassic park theme is played whenever ________ steps into the ice

my chaos is organic

its like physics but instead of unstoppable force vs immovable object, its insatiable freak on top of insatiable freak

write smut but only use voice to text

well we don't need to take names out of the "no shit" pile

________ gonna wake up in a cold sweat

i dont trust either of yall using gatorade flavor's government names

me, writing a text and accidentally spelling "Hickey Camp" instead of "Hockey Camp." and well...

[............ math symbols flashing above his head] ....shit.

yes, but i am a pretty raccoon. make all the other boy raccoons go “woo!”

Omggg you get to decide if you want to meet the best couple, the best character, or like…._______? I guess? I love him too but he’s just _________

i cannot find this fucking hole

tell it it's got a weak backhand

you have to out write ___________ because you CANNOT let that wrinkly white man out write you

_________ thought he only had one nightmare, but surprise!

if these men were in touch with their emotions, we would have no books

the shark is gay! pass it on!!

the fuck is garlic mouth

this server is so good, it has lore

but _______'s got a chin for eating pussy

________ is consulting the sacred texts

but [person a]'s got [person b]-shaped tunnel vision and [person b]'s just chilling on the ice like a fish at the supermarket

i don’t even have balls and they still clenched in horror

don’t use your dick to stop the puck, bro.

i mean [person a] had to jerk off in front of him in the shower for [person b] to get that he was into him

Baddies can also be saddies, just look at ________

i now look like a crazy person, sitting alone in this bar, laughing into my taquitos

bisexuals love a good headboard, what can i say

"are you religious" Yes my religion is __________

damn, _______ is so hot that the entire world is now having to be reminded to hydrate???????

Gay Context™

oh no... can i be regular gay now?

the only thing straight about me is my drink haaaay

he liked it so much he immediately went to therapy afterwards

i beg your finest pardon.

you had planes this whole time?

jobs... 0/10 do not recommend

build your own burger, damn

christ on a bike

don’t fuck with fangirls

can't really bonk it with the horny stick

#i was just an only child of the universe ( meme )#i contributed at least one of these quatsch-nuggets

i'm having a really bad day and some of my replies are not sparking joy so i think i'm going to do a bit of spring cleaning in my drafts pile and just see what else jumps out at me.

#i was just an only child of the universe ( out )#i'm also probably going to go to bed early

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